I am an idiot. A Card Carrying, Grade "A" IDIOT..

Look,, you're not supposed to nod your head in agreement and hollar "AMEN" when someone makes a statement like that. It's just rude. Haven't you heard the old adage: if you don't have anything nice to say-- I mean read-- I mean assimilate in head movements and comment about--whatever,,,, you get the point,, don't make me contact parents here, I am sure they will be on MY side as I will offer homemade cookies and Vodka in lieu of their support.

Not every one's frontal lobe is wired seamlessly to make decisions like yours is, and that's why I am so lucky to know you!! But you didn't help with this decision, so I am a bit perturbed at you, which could easily be forgiven if you bring homemade cookies and Vodka to your parents after I call them and turn them against you (see how that works).

So now I am thinking: I need to share with you my idiotic decision!

But then I had a second line of thought: Maybe you should guess!!

It would be fun and possibly dangerous,, but mostly fun and engaging, I think, but I ramble sometimes when I think,,,, so, who really knows, hey Winn Dixie has chicken on sale, but I hate cooking so why do I care,, Oh yeah I have children to feed, that's why,,,,,,wonder if you can glaze chicken with green Jello? Hmmmmm,, wonder why no one ever just drinks Jello water,,,, or do they???????.........geesh.........make it stop........I hate thinking about such deep things........

So this will be a multiple answer question. But here's the trick. A part of each answer MAY be true...or none...or maybe more than one is...

So give it a try and string together my profession of idiocy while not being judgemental of stupid people but rather loving their quirks.....

The Seductress is a raging IDIOT because:

A. She fell for McDonald's evil "The McRib is BACK" propaganda last night and now not only feels like she ate toxic waste but on the way home, got in a minor fender bender because she was looking for a CD..

B. She got another tattoo, this one is of a cell phone with a "pipe" picture on it, and then bought a treadmill and already has utilized it by hanging clothes on her new closet outside a closet.

C. She let her kids buy the "KESHA" CD and now has suicidal tendencies and slurs her words.

D. She took a job at Walmart to be close to the elderly Walmart greeters and now hearts mullets and slim-jims!!

E. She got a puppy and named it "Peeve" and now has one more pet peeve to blog about!

F. This would be too many choices and she should keep it simple

G. Write your own,, be gentle,, and clean,, your parents are reading remember they heart me now and are not so happy with you!!!