Tuesday, March 16, 2010

"It's not a Tuma"

You were supposed to say that like Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Kindergarten Cop" by the way...

But I do think I am dieing. I have had a Migraine for two days now. If my dad were around he would say "did you poop?". That was his cure for everything, somehow pooping made all his ailments better, that and whistling. *shrugs*

When I get stricken down with Migraines I take the time to think back on the last few days. Surely I did something that pissed God off because that is the only excuse to inflict this on a person. But I couldn't think of anything. I have been tirelessly Angelic in my comings and goings lately. So much so that when my daughter took a picture of me,,, my halo showed up,,, see:



..and that's rare people, God normally hides me from the heathens for fear of them grabbing my robe and disheveling my sparkling white wings.. And also because sometimes the Angelic music that plays from the heavens around me disrupts cell phone reception and he may want to order a pizza.

So this must be from a previous indiscretion, there's been a few of them in my past, like USING the address labels sent in the letter for a charitable organization and not donating to the charity....(that's just wrong, holding head down).

That's GOT to be it! There couldn't be anything else.


Please enjoy a sampling of the type of heavenly music that plays when I am around:





.......you can wake up now....it's over.....Smoochies from the sweetest of Angels you know (cough)

12 Seducing Deductions:

Sir Thomas AKA (Winters Reaper) said...

I see the halo but I’m not sure about the look behind it or its meaning. I would have loved to know what you were thinking at the second.
You know something… I thought I saw the wings of a angel..

Do Angels kiss?

Sir Thomas AKA (Winters Reaper) said...

oh ps.. I forgot I put a twist on your last comment... Angel.. *grins*

The Savage said...

Kisses, smootches, massages and all other manner of help the migraine go away....

BamaTrav said...

Smile. God loves you!!

Blasé said...

I feel for you,IS.

I'm not sure I could tolerate migraines, I don't do well with pain and things of that nature...

Be well, my Sweet

Crunk said...

You should have an orgasm!

The endorphins (spelling!) released during climax cause the blood vessels to dilate and increase blood flow all around the body, particularly the head.

As for the angel stuff, I would say you're full of yourself but it's all true!

X

Kate said...

OH feel better soon. If the orgasm doesn;t work try laxatives (following your dads advice!)

Kate xx

mac said...

Turn out the lights, put a cold compress over your eyes, and try to relax.

And, hey, while you're in that dark room quietly relaxing, you just might consider the orgasm Crunk suggested.

I hope you feel better soon.

Crunk said...

Orgasm's Rock!

The Invisible Seductress said...

Thanks everybody!!!!! Hugs!!!!

some methods suggested were used....won't say which ones...

Jan @ bobbypinsboardwalk said...

Did you poop!!!????? Hahahaha. You are so funny!!! Lol

The Invisible Seductress said...

laughing..........spit out soda on screen....

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