Saturday, March 6, 2010

Lil Thang I like to call : SATURDAY SEDUCTRESS!!!

Aha---Saturday Seductress,,,, sounds invigorating, sexy, engagingly hot doesn't it??? Well --it essentially means..The Seductress--on Saturday! I know, I know, it is a cheap marketing ploy, but it sounded good this morning after my son womped me in the head with a book so I thought: What the hell??? ( I think better with concussions caused by a 4 year old with "Thomas the Tank Engine" books that need to be read........... NOW!!!!)

But

The Saturday Seductress IS friskier than the "in the week Seductress" as evident by this sexy sound effect: PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(purr along at home for maximum interactive blog enjoyment)

....cat like stretch...........yawn....
purrrrrrr................. licking ....cough...hack........
...disgusting sound...
http://i.ehow.com/images/a04/ug/aj/prevent-cat-getting-hair-balls-800X800.jpg

You know,,,,,,, someone..... somewhere.... is looking up to the sky smiling and thinking that I am a funny, funny human being and essential to the vitality and well being of this world,, so MOM:

THIS POST IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!
The rest of you, please stick around just for the Halibut!!

Today in this very special introductory edition of "Saturday Seductress", (just go with it people) I want to talk about a commercial that has always bothered me.

Please play it, as I have linked it below and will return for discussion/analytical evaluation...wink...

Chase Sapphire Rewards Card:




The part you didn't see:

"What the HELL did YOU do???" Husband says angrily while giving stink eye.

"I bought this dress, isn't it LOVELY?" Twirling,, oblivious to impending verbal smack down.

"You spent OUR points ON YOU?????????" Again trying to assess the situation calmly (since he is on TV and all)

(her smiling, offering no apology or coherent explanation of selfish behavior)

Verbal SKIRMISH

(camera crew whistles and walks backwards out of mock living room set)


"I'll take it back and we can go to the "Nascar Engines Of The Future" Museum,,, I hear the "NEOTFM" displays are SPECTACULAR this time of year!!!!" She says smiling sweetly to him.

"You want a beer and some one sided sex?" (flips dress off shoulders)

****Note: Earlier I joked about violence--I thought better of it all day and finally decided to change the post. It was all done in fun, but if you lived through domestic violence you deserve better than me poking fun at the situation. I have been in a relationship where hands talked louder than words, I should have known better. I am sorry if I offended anyone.....
Humbled Seductress

I think that would have sold more Reward cards, don't you?

17 Seducing Deductions:

The Savage said...

How does one respond to such a poignant post?

You're pretty and I wanna take out the trash, clean the gutters and put the seat back down for you....

Nitin said...

your title had got my attention.. good marketing ploy ... >:) i can only imagine the saturday seductress's mood. GRRRR... haha.. about that ad. i felt like something was missing.. like him getting piss for her buying a dress and ruining all those fun plans.. maybe he could had a small fight with her after which they could make out. well, its only a suggestion :P

f1trey said...

i like it better than weekend milf... :) xxx ooo

KrippledWarrior said...

I was completely distracted by the corny Sinatra music in the background. What was the commercial about???

The Invisible Seductress said...

Savage-That was a perfect way to respond!! smiling.HUGS..

Nitin-EXACTLY!!!

Trey- I kinda like yours better!!! thanks for the help!! hugs

KW-I know,, it was rather cheezy music...smile made ya want to apply though didn't it?? laughing

mac said...

'cause nuthin says spend like a good old fashioned case of domestic violence?

The Invisible Seductress said...

Mac-I know--I almost put a disclaimer on the bottom...I was just joking,, but I know it's really not a topic to joke about..I don't want to offend anyone. I am sorry if I did

The Invisible Seductress said...

put disclaimer---shoulda listened to myself earlier.

Jan @ bobbypinsboardwalk said...

Girl, you never fail to make me laugh outloud. First the "purr", then the dedication to your MOM!!! Then the commentary on the commercial. I SO think you are hilarious!!! When I have seen that commercial in the past, I always wondered how much could she have possibly spent on a dress! Dress vs. Vacation. Stupid Commercial, but I'm glad that they run it so that you can make fun of it and make me laugh! Now, of course, everytime I see the commercial, I will visualize the husband giving her the "stink eye" haha.

Sir Thomas AKA (Winters Reaper) said...

omg you are a tiger on saturday....


wanna run and play?

mac said...

Really, she did spend THEIR points on herself. Maybe she deserved a little "stern talkin to".

But, in the end, she did give him a small reward.

No, you didn't offend me. I'm almost unoffendable.
I say almost, 'cause if someone says something bad about my dog, I'm gonna go medieval on their ass.

Ca88andra said...

It seems that everything I read today has something to do with sex!!! Have you any idea how frustrating it is when one has been celibate for sooo long? *sigh*

The Invisible Seductress said...

Jan-The stink eye is great!! My kids get it all the time..The dress must be from Paris0 did not look better than a vacation, thats for sure!!! hugs

Sir-lets go!!!!! wink

Mac-u were right..wink..I concur...hugs!!

Oh Ca88andra- I know,,,,believe me...I know!!!!! laughing and sighing with ya!!
!!

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

I'm with you, Ca88 and IS. Must a woman sign on for a Chase Rewards card to get some action?
Dang.
Hugs,
Robyn

BamaTrav said...

She spent all the damn vacation money on that! How much was the damn dress? Thousands at least.

Secretia said...

That is straight out of the book of experienced husbandly fun. A beer and some one-sided sex. The beer comes first and then the husband-why is it like that? They need to feel good before they can feel good? And what about our side...
Hey, it happens like that sometimes!

Secretia

The Invisible Seductress said...

RR-it really is,I would sign to get some good lovn!!,,sigh

Bama-laughing--I know--and it is not even that pretty of a dress--sigh

Secretia-laughing---yup--it happens!! Could be fun!! wink

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