Lil Thang I like to call : SATURDAY SEDUCTRESS!!!

Aha---Saturday Seductress,,,, sounds invigorating, sexy, engagingly hot doesn't it??? Well --it essentially means..The Seductress--on Saturday! I know, I know, it is a cheap marketing ploy, but it sounded good this morning after my son womped me in the head with a book so I thought: What the hell??? ( I think better with concussions caused by a 4 year old with "Thomas the Tank Engine" books that need to be read........... NOW!!!!)

But

The Saturday Seductress IS friskier than the "in the week Seductress" as evident by this sexy sound effect: PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(purr along at home for maximum interactive blog enjoyment)

....cat like stretch...........yawn....
purrrrrrr................. licking ....cough...hack........
...disgusting sound...

You know,,,,,,, someone..... somewhere.... is looking up to the sky smiling and thinking that I am a funny, funny human being and essential to the vitality and well being of this world,, so MOM:

THIS POST IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!

The rest of you, please stick around just for the Halibut!!

Today in this very special introductory edition of "Saturday Seductress", (just go with it people) I want to talk about a commercial that has always bothered me.

Please play it, as I have linked it below and will return for discussion/analytical evaluation...wink...

Chase Sapphire Rewards Card:

The part you didn't see:

"What the HELL did YOU do???" Husband says angrily while giving stink eye.

"I bought this dress, isn't it LOVELY?" Twirling,, oblivious to impending verbal smack down.

"You spent OUR points ON YOU?????????" Again trying to assess the situation calmly (since he is on TV and all)

(her smiling, offering no apology or coherent explanation of selfish behavior)

Verbal SKIRMISH

(camera crew whistles and walks backwards out of mock living room set)


"I'll take it back and we can go to the "Nascar Engines Of The Future" Museum,,, I hear the "NEOTFM" displays are SPECTACULAR this time of year!!!!" She says smiling sweetly to him.

"You want a beer and some one sided sex?" (flips dress off shoulders)

****Note: Earlier I joked about violence--I thought better of it all day and finally decided to change the post. It was all done in fun, but if you lived through domestic violence you deserve better than me poking fun at the situation. I have been in a relationship where hands talked louder than words, I should have known better. I am sorry if I offended anyone.....
Humbled Seductress

I think that would have sold more Reward cards, don't you?