Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Just SUPER!!!!!!




When I first started my blog and dubbed myself "The Invisible Seductress" I had this image in my head that she "my alter ego" would be a fantastic SUPERHERO (said standing - in side view- with both hands on a blue unitarded hip - wind blowing red cape back- "IS" tattooed on my chest, ---albeit a little bumpy, but still reads "IS" ...heroic type music playing in the background).

She/I would, as my Credo states "Use my powers for GOOD not EVIL"!!!

But lately,,, I am feeling more like a sidekick.....And they are really just not as cool.

Take for example "The Tick":



SUPERFLY hero with a large... uh--sense of humor and a... SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC BATTLECRY......."SPOOOOOOOON"!!!!!!! ...but his sidekick is a....ahem...a MOTH???
The moth wanted "Not in the face, NOT IN THE FACE!!!" for a battle cry,,, see.....totally uncool!

I mean Batman and Robin..Come on..short end of the sidekick rainbow there. I could go on but I think somewhere they may be a comic geek screaming from his basement about the inaccuracies of this "SIDEKICKS SUCK" post, because he himself believes HE is a SIDEKICK,,, and his veins are popping in his head to share with me the 100 wonderful sidekicks he can think of in one breath,,(and then he has alone time because he pulled out all the action figures still in the boxes and it always excites him),, so I am going to stop....go drink some Tang dude..

So anyways,, if I am going to be a SUPERHERO (said standing - in side view- with both hands on a blue uni-tarded hip - wind blowing red cape back- "IS" tattooed on my chest, --- albeit a little bumpy, but still reads "IS" ...heroic type music playing in the background..)

....and bring laughter and fun mayhem to the WORLD... I have to step up my game a bit.

The power of laughter is almighty and if I have elicited say at least 10 laughs a week from 101 followers who maybe shared the post with 10,000 of their closest friends who then shared the post with 25,000 of their closest friends. WHAT THE HALIBUT!!!!!! I have caused (jeopardy music.........).......8,424,240 laughs in 6 months!!!! And I know some of you probably shared my posts with MORE than 10,000 people so my figures are probably really low, but it's a good starting estimate I think.

I AM NOT A SIDEKICK!!!! ALAS!!!! I AM A SUPERHERO!!!!!!!!

MASCARA!!!!!
(New Seductress battlecry established just now, you are the first to know about it,, by tomorrow 50,101 more will know and it won't be as special, so relish this memory people!!)

So I vow (said standing - in side view- with both hands on a blue unitarded hip - wind blowing red cape back- "IS" tattooed on my chest, ---albeit a little bumpy, but still reads "IS".. heroic type music playing in the background..)...to keep the laughs growing until...

Green Olives are the NATIONAL CONDIMENT

and

No SUPERHERO is forced to wear blue unitards to get street cred..
(really unless you are "CAMELTOEMAN" ...what's the point?)

This I vow to you!!
(as I go clean up dog shat and wipe a runny nose....sigh....at least I had ONE moment of grandeur this morning!!)

Please enjoy another great moment from "The Tick":


10 Seducing Deductions:

Sir Thomas said...

Do you have IS tattooed on your chest, really?

Sides kick you…. I don’t believe it….

TANG the secret potion of strength you let that slip out didn’t you...

You’re my super hero *blushes*

Crunk said...

I can think of at least 3 people who definately think you're a full fledged hero. DramaGirl, MsDebate and Jaxx.

The Savage said...

my super power is the ability to leap small children in a single bound

Jan @ bobbypins boardwalk said...

YOU ARE THE SUPERHERO!!! I have always considered your sidekick to be your glitter eyeshadow. I have personally recommended your blog to 12,498 of my closest friends and they are all in agreement with me that you are "REALLY NEATO". How much more superhero can you get than that?
((((((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))))

Sir Thomas said...

are you a super hero of the night or day?

The Invisible Seductress said...

Sir-IS is on my chest--wink--and quiet with the Tang talk..geesh..I like bing your hero!!

Crunk-That was so sweet...hugging you cyberly :)

Savage-Can a dwarf learn that one????

Jan-I needed your smiles and hugs today!! Thank you!!! Hugging back!!!!

Always the night.....always.....

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

You are my superhero. This Robyn is your side kick. Oh, and I'm wearing my unitard too. To the Boccia Ball cave, IS.
Hugs,
Robyn

jinksy said...

Side kick smacks too much of a football term used only for inept players, in my Brit Book of Imagination. Said book also has difficulty with the concept of an IS, as all the world knows the Brit plea of 'No sex please, we're British'. Should I emigrate, perhaps, or have I missed the boat?

The Invisible Seductress said...

RR- perfect!!! I am there!! Can we have a special power ring too...if we put it together handsome sane men appear!!! hugs

Jinksy- Laughing-- You crack me up!! hugs!!!!

BamaTrav said...

*blink* Huh?

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