Just SUPER!!!!!!

When I first started my blog and dubbed myself "The Invisible Seductress" I had this image in my head that she "my alter ego" would be a fantastic SUPERHERO (said standing - in side view- with both hands on a blue unitarded hip - wind blowing red cape back- "IS" tattooed on my chest, ---albeit a little bumpy, but still reads "IS" ...heroic type music playing in the background).

She/I would, as my Credo states "Use my powers for GOOD not EVIL"!!!

But lately,,, I am feeling more like a sidekick.....And they are really just not as cool.

Take for example "The Tick":



SUPERFLY hero with a large... uh--sense of humor and a... SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC BATTLECRY......."SPOOOOOOOON"!!!!!!! ...but his sidekick is a....ahem...a MOTH???
The moth wanted "Not in the face, NOT IN THE FACE!!!" for a battle cry,,, see.....totally uncool!

I mean Batman and Robin..Come on..short end of the sidekick rainbow there. I could go on but I think somewhere they may be a comic geek screaming from his basement about the inaccuracies of this "SIDEKICKS SUCK" post, because he himself believes HE is a SIDEKICK,,, and his veins are popping in his head to share with me the 100 wonderful sidekicks he can think of in one breath,,(and then he has alone time because he pulled out all the action figures still in the boxes and it always excites him),, so I am going to stop....go drink some Tang dude..

So anyways,, if I am going to be a SUPERHERO (said standing - in side view- with both hands on a blue uni-tarded hip - wind blowing red cape back- "IS" tattooed on my chest, --- albeit a little bumpy, but still reads "IS" ...heroic type music playing in the background..)

....and bring laughter and fun mayhem to the WORLD... I have to step up my game a bit.

The power of laughter is almighty and if I have elicited say at least 10 laughs a week from 101 followers who maybe shared the post with 10,000 of their closest friends who then shared the post with 25,000 of their closest friends. WHAT THE HALIBUT!!!!!! I have caused (jeopardy music.........).......8,424,240 laughs in 6 months!!!! And I know some of you probably shared my posts with MORE than 10,000 people so my figures are probably really low, but it's a good starting estimate I think.

I AM NOT A SIDEKICK!!!! ALAS!!!! I AM A SUPERHERO!!!!!!!!

MASCARA!!!!!
(New Seductress battlecry established just now, you are the first to know about it,, by tomorrow 50,101 more will know and it won't be as special, so relish this memory people!!)

So I vow (said standing - in side view- with both hands on a blue unitarded hip - wind blowing red cape back- "IS" tattooed on my chest, ---albeit a little bumpy, but still reads "IS".. heroic type music playing in the background..)...to keep the laughs growing until...

Green Olives are the NATIONAL CONDIMENT

and

No SUPERHERO is forced to wear blue unitards to get street cred..
(really unless you are "CAMELTOEMAN" ...what's the point?)

This I vow to you!!

(as I go clean up dog shat and wipe a runny nose....sigh....at least I had ONE moment of grandeur this morning!!)

Please enjoy another great moment from "The Tick":