Tuesday, March 9, 2010

True story-pretty much


I do love it when squirrels survive a Goodyear surfing excursion !

http://mrsellars.com/mrblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/funny-pictures-say-anything-squirrel.jpg
ohmanohmanohman!!!

I almost died in a car accident a couple of minutes ago avoiding a rogue squirrel. He ran out in front of me and then darted back the other way before twirling around and freezing. I ended up sideways on the side of the road with screaming kids and a racing heart!

We talked a bit and I ended up hanging out at his tree for a while! Who knew squirrel's had such lucrative lives!


This is him after a long day of tire surfing:

http://www.timcolby.ca/images/guinness/guinness-squirrell.jpg


Training at the gym for the Squirrel Tire Olympics:

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In top shape after Olympics:

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I'm Rick James BITCH!!

As a rebellious teen:

http://www.city-data.com/forum/members/brenda-starz-328928-albums-brenda-s-funny-squirrel-comment-pic-s-pic5075-punk-squirrels.jpg http://www.city-data.com/forum/members/brenda-starz-328928-albums-brenda-s-funny-squirrel-comment-pic-s-pic5077-squirrels-rocking-out.gif


Military career:

http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/april/squirrel05.jpg

Before the patch:

http://img.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/11/squirrel3-thumb.jpg

Halloween 2007:

http://vafalconry.swva.net/images/Super%20Squirrel.jpg

Porn career:

http://www.electrical-res.com/EX/10-18-15/squirrel-nuts-1.jpg

After Porn career failed:

http://www.birdsforever.com/mugshotposter.jpg


IT picnic 2009:

http://rawrice.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/squirrelssaber.jpg
Seriously dude. your saber sound effect needs work!

He also wanted me to remind you to use protection at all times:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3522/3294355577_aed8a0c655.jpg


No squirrels were harmed in the making of this blog post.

5 Seducing Deductions:

Dutch donut girl said...

Boy, he lives a more exciting life than I do.
I'm glad you didn't die in a car accident!

The Savage said...

That post was nuttier than squirrel shit....

You're pretty.. I wanna do naughty things with and too you... just saying....

The Invisible Seductress said...

DDg- Me too!! But I can't live vicariously through a squirrel so I am going to try to spice my own life up bit. smiling..I already got my light saber!!!!

Savage-It was pretty silly..smiling at ya!! WINK BLUSH

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Those pictures are SO DARN CUTE AND SILLY!! Are you and your car okay? Did your kids stop screaming?
Hugs,
Robyn

The Invisible Seductress said...

RR=we are ok==the screaming here unfortunately never stops..always some kind of drama! laughing--OYE hugs back and doubled!!

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