The State of Florida has finally decided that doing a "medically necessary" surgery is a good idea because "it's medically necessary". I am doing some preliminary testing soon to see exactly what's going on and the extent of the mauling. This invariably includes drinking a weird looking plastic container of tar, bearing my ass for shots (pictures that is, it's a nice ass and I am poor..) and letting the "Freddy Krueger" long finger nailed nurses take blood. I don't give blood very well, it is almost always taken from me.
This morning at 4AM I heard the familiar rumblings of my son Traxx. Well,, it was more like a hiccup-whine-cough-hiccup-whine-cough noise instead of a rumbling. Traxx gives this unmistakable clue prior to gakking. I AM lucky because it gives me enough time to jump out of bed, crack my head open on the door jamb, step on an inverted Matchbox car, grab the up-chuck-bucket from under the sink and stub my toe before the first power puke wave hits. This is very kind of him!! After a few of his waves, I start my sympathetically inspired puke display with him in the now putrid up-chuck-bucket (because I am sexy that way). 10 minutes later he is bouncing around like a chia pet, totally freaking healed!! (Ok,, so this was a bad idiom, Chia pets don't bounce, I'll reverse it and start over).. !!delaeh gnikaerf yllatot ,tep iahc a ekil dnuora gnicnuob si eh retal setunim o1... (see it never happened, enjoy the NEW and IMPROVED idiom)..10 minutes later he was bouncing around like a chia pet... in a dryer, totally freaking healed!! (better right??) So whilst I was STILL puking (now accompanied with a throbbing headache and a less than princessy attitude) and STILL cleaning up his mess,, he wants breakfast and entertainment. His price TOTALLY just went down!!
I always write the best posts in the middle of the night when I can't sleep. And even though I can't sleep,, I mostly will just lay there,, still "brain writing" instead of getting up and actually typing it for you.. I realize now what a shame this is.. I am taking away much joy and excitement from the blogosphere---NAY from the WORLD!!! Because I never remember what I thought was so cool to write about that it kept me awake.. SO,, Because I can't give a money back guarantee for my sucky posts I decided that each follower should have some kind of warranty that my posts will be good. So I have developed the following coupon for you:
You're Welcome!!
10 Seducing Deductions:
Hey, you make a fine looking brunette !
I'm not so sure about looking great in the puke bucket stage, but I imagine you were cute before and after ;-)
You are gorgeous! I do my best writing in my brain in the middle of the night when I can't sleep too. I always think it's a shame I never quite make it to get up and actually record my brilliance for the masses. Sigh.
Hope everyone feels better!
gorgeous does not cover it and fine would not even come close. I think your new color makes you look sexy wild.... I know maybe not the right words but boy oh boy you should see the reaction... I mean, well you know what I mean I'm sure... right?
What I write always looks better in my brain than it does on the screen or paper.
Mac- Thanks!! I am sure a puke bucket looks bad on everyone..well..maybe not Angelina..but pretty much everyone else..
Gucci- Love the new profile pic....Minxy!!! ;). He's better, you know how they do that, sick, and then not thing..I'm getting a little better now thanks, maybe it was something we ate...sigh.
Sir-Blush---No stop,,tossing hair....;}
It-Here too, wonder why that is...grrrr
Yeh, you look so good in that pic that I had to send you an email about it. Like Pat Benetar in those great videos. Meow. And I have yet to use one of your coupons for bad posts. Not a bum in the lot.
Oh and before you sell the kids I would suggest you 'lease to own' them to potential buyers. You will make more over the long run.
Hey, you hot beauty! Your posts never suck. The state of Florida, on the other hand -
Lots of you to you!
xoRobyn
I will never have to redeem that coupon. I have never read a post on here that sucks.
Are you going to draw a chalk outline on the floor after Sandi is picked up?
Blonde is over rated anyhoo
Cal-Awww...swoooon
RRG- Yep, I'm feeling the State of Florida's suckometer right now!! hugs back Sis!!
PTM-laughing...Loved the chalk outline idea,, put it in my new post...wink!!
Daft- That's right!!! smiling!!! But you got that pretty red I want!!! sniffle
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