Thursday, July 22, 2010

Attention: GUEST WRITERS!!!!! And contest WINNERS please join me in the meeting hall,, yes there are donuts..geesh

SO I didn't get the overwhelming response that I wished I would because I really don't have a life and little things like writing contests and those cute little sample spoons at Ice Cream shops excite me. So, I took a shower and brushed my teeth so no one could say they did not want to play because I smelled funny ( I swear that was broccoli yesterday). And I would say:

I meant what I said,,
and I said what I meant,,
an elephant's faithful 100%!!

But that implies that I am an elephant, and I don't know any Invisible Elephant Seductress',, soooooo..... Here is the storyline I promised yesterday. I did not ramble on like I normally do because I fear't people would be rocking back in forth in their computer chairs with drool hanging out of their mouths, an exploded gerbil stuck in their rusted brain wheel and the smoke alarm blaring. My post would still be up, so I would be taken to jail and would have to live without sex and mascara, no one wants that.. Hey.. WTF .. I'm living that way now!!! (Seductress starts rocking back in forth in her computer chair as the gerbil explodes. BUT,, the smoke alarm does not go off because it probably has no batteries and is like 3 miles in the sky and she hates the "big ladder"). Aren't ya glad I decided NOT to ramble in the story..

But I DID decide to sweeten the pot with this as a prize:

Same deal as yesterday, painted Seductress glass, with gems and sparkles... AKA Whimsical Dust Catcher Art,, only a bigger piece than the cat, so you get your choice, because I want ya'll to try and play with me!! (I said ya'll because it conveys a sweet southern nature that few can refuse).


You don't have to repost ALL of it because it's a little long, just write your fantastic part, I'll fix the rest...

This story line is open to ANYTHING you could possibly imagine!!!

The Secrets in a Pinafore
Written by: YOU!!
..and you.. and you...

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She was a small framed, but feisty addition to a world that laughed at her imagination and called her weird, but sometimes quirky, she liked being called quirky.

Always finding ways to make her long brown hair fly in the wind, even when it stopped blowing one day, was certainly a wondrous task. No one believed she could see colors that never would exist in a crayon box or that she heard musical notes everyone else would refuse dancing along with, no one, but her grandma.

Her grandma showered her with compassion and allowed her imagination to bloom and flourish off each precious page of life, as hers had always done, weaving tale after tale into the memory of her greatest doe eyed fan.

When her hero had grown ill and was put in a nursing home, the little girl stopped skipping through each day. She visited often, sitting only a breath away, to hear every last drop of her grandma's tea party fantasies and the daring battle adventures that even stinky boys weren't strong or brave enough to take on.

On her last day on this earth, her grandma gave her a clumsily wrapped present and shared her best kept secret. In the sweet words of her final sentence, and the passing of her last labored breaths, a magical gift had been passed down to another generation.

"Life has pockets of reality that help you along the way, making dreams come true. But for the special ones like us, the secrets of fantasy can take on a life of their own. Some of these secrets are never shared, but you'll find all of mine, that I now pass to you, in the tree by the stream, on the blue side of the sky."

While wearing the little gift she was given, a blue pinafore with pockets galore, she dashed down to the stream, trying to hold back tears, and find the tree her grandma had told her about. Many dark, heavily branched giants towered over the banks of the stream. From every angle she tried, there was just one, on the East side, that she could see the shimmering water running past through the branches, surrounding the tree with the palest of sky blues.

"This must be it" she whispered, "the blue side of the sky".

She wondered how she would get "in" the tree. As she walked over and inspected the tree's huge roots, bursting of history and growth, she noticed an opening, covered with ivy, begging to be entered. After shimmying in, she looked up to a stunning view of seemingly never ending spiral stairs, enrobed in sparkle and indescribable color hues. It was bright, airy and magical in every way, beckoning for a loss of reality and the explosive fantasies of an inventive child.

This tree could transport a willing spirit anywhere it would allow itself to be taken. There were many places that her mind had only vaguely dreamt of and now, she would experience them in Technicolor. Smells, sounds and tastes, all swirling around, ready to be stolen for a memory.

Tree Castle Pictures, Images and Photos

Odd little friends were hidden around each turn, for once, her quirkiness would be celebrated. The images and life lessons from the tree, would become fairy tales and legend, for future little dreamers and passed on again, to a lucky few, to experience as their own childhood realities.

And there was more, the pockets of the blue pinafore carried yet another of her grandmothers secrets. Anything she could ever need, long for, or just dream up in her already fantastical world, could be found in the magical pouches of her frock. Just place your hand in and close your eyes to wish, seconds later the item would materialize as a brightly colored, perfectly developed gift for each task at hand or outlandish whim.

The very first place she would let her imagination take her was.....

16 Seducing Deductions:

Kal said...

I am sitting here trying to match your style and complete the story but anything I come up with just seems so jaring and out of place - car chases and gun battles. I am SUCH a boy. GRRRRR. And now you won't show up to deliver my prize. SIGH!

The Invisible Seductress said...

But I dont want my style matched, thats why I wrote it with such an open ending. I want YOUR style. Anything can happen, any adventure, any style, we dont always dream in one style.and they are not always frou frou and girly .Anything goes in this..

Oh if they would deliver me in the box i would be there!!! ;}

The Invisible Seductress said...

This is where the story gets good. weird funny characters and monstery things, humor..mushroom trampolines..

Crazy Brunette said...

Ooooh, LOVE the pictures hoe! Where the fuck are my donuts?

Anonymous said...

oh this might be fun.... wait a minute who the fuck is getting donuts? I want in on that!!!!

you going to be serving it?

Oh I'm so in then.... *winks*

The Invisible Seductress said...

CB- Thanks on the pic-luv!!! I owe ya some donuts!!! What kind?? smile

Sir-Yup---I hoped you be in on it!!!

IT said...

Because I'm a pillager and plunderer I do my best to use other's stuff:

"There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have
Two meanings

In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings..."

More lyrics:

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

A stairway to donuts. THE END. Oh, sorry, Seductress, I was ending IT's song.
Your writing is so magical. I'm not sure if I'm up for this challenge, but I would like a donut too. How many flights of stairs are we talking?
Love to you!

Dutch donut girl said...

Did anyone say DONUTS?

Awww, this story is fun and full of imagination. Can't wait to read the different endings.

Have a great weekend!

The Urban Cowboy said...

How long do we have to do this? BTW I just stumbled my way here via, umm, I forgot.

The Urban Cowboy said...

...via Dutch Donut Girl!

The Invisible Seductress said...

It- Pillaging and plundering is fun!!!! ;}

RRG- You know you got this in ya!! I was hoping I was putting a bug in your ear when I said monstery things because of the one you drew as a youngster..He/she would certainly be in a fantastical magic tree....

DDG- I hope so.. It;s gonna be fun...Yes donuts!! Mmmmmm

Urban- The last post says it all in a rambling crazy gal way..I'm thinking Aug 7th or so if I can get some bites,, I really really hope so!!! Welcome aboard,, keep your arms and legs in the car at all times for maximum enjoyment...winks

mac said...

I think she went down the donut hole.....

Clyde said...

Hang on, go back---yep, I saw that---living without mascara---hey, a girl can survive that---oh, and sex---well only for so long

trace said...

a deep green greeted her senses as she opened her eyes, a green that encompassed all the springs of her young experiance.A field of grass and wildflowers stretched as far as her eyes could see and in the distance she could make out a solitary oak tree. The old giant was in full bloom and spread its shade in an immense circle.As her attention focused on the figure reclining at its base, the little girl found herself there, staring in delighted wonder at a beatiful young woman who smiled and beckoned her to sit at her side."Sit with me my sweet child", her grandmother said,"and i will tell you of the wonders of the world".

The child sat and listened, laughed and danced, until the sky turned toward dusk and fireflies floated over the grass. "Its time to go sweet girl, but remember i will always be with you ,in this place" with those words the girls grandmother kissed her brow and sent her from the dreaming, back to the world. the child opened her eyes and took her hand from her smocks pocket and smiled softly to herself as she made her way from the stream and towards home.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Mac-A donut hole sounds yummy..I need one of those right now!!! wink

Clyde- I probably can survive without sex...laughing..but NO mascara!!! That's K-RAZY!!! Sex is missed too though...wink blush

Trace- BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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