Today is:
April 10 2010
There are 265 days left in 2010
April is:
Holy Humor Month
Dang it!
April 4-10 is:
Hate Week
but... April 11-17 is:
National Karaoke Week
Love Our Children Day
Cumulative AWWWW
..it is also:
Every Day Is Earth Day Day
(which makes NO sense right??
'cause then it's not "special")
PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY
Yesterday I took my children to a crowded restaurant. I was being responsible and feeding them. There is some rule that dictates that I must feed my children. Sometimes I live by the rules. Other days I throw caution to the wind and starve them. They don't seem to notice because apparently when you are duct taped to the back wall of a closet you have other things on your mind (but that's only on Thursdays,, don't judge me).
Early into the dining experience, I was given some pertinent information from my 9 year old daughter DramaGirl.
List Of Characters:
DramaGirl-DG
Princess Me-PM (you don't have to bow to me, unless you are commanded)
(Insert Clinking-clanging-mumbled talking-and miscellaneous restaurant background noise here)
DG- If you are over 30, I don't think you should make-out!
PM- Huh?? Why is that??
DG- It's gross!!
PM- Really, How would you know??
**older sibling laughter***mixed with table next to us and busboy laughter**
**silence**
**table next to us and busboy silence**to aid in eavesdropping escapade on the impromptu "Kids say the DARNDEST things" episode happening at my table***
DG- I mean you should not FRENCH KISS (said with the sour lemon face)
PM- Oh, I see......and why is that again??
DG- 'Cause you don't know where THEIR tongue has been and you are TOO OLD for that!!
DG- Your like 40,,,, RIGHT MOM????
*Eavesdropper LAUGHTER*
PM-........I'm $39.95 actually!!!
*Eavesdropper LAUGHTER... AGAIN*
PM- (said in my best "I am infinitely wiser than you" tone) WELL,,,, wouldn't someone OVER 30 be more cautious with what they lick? Wouldn't it be safer (per say) to kiss a more responsible person rather than a younger silly Lint Licker?
DG- Hmmmmm.... TOUCHE Mom,,,, Touche.....So,,, I'll just stick to the IT'S GROSS theory then........Old people should just hold hands...AND THAT'S IT!!!
There are 265 days left in 2010
April is:
Holy Humor Month
Dang it!
April 4-10 is:
Hate Week
I do!!...No really..and Green Olives and Pickled Okra!
but... April 11-17 is:
National Karaoke Week
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!!
April 10Th is:Love Our Children Day
Cumulative AWWWW
..it is also:
Every Day Is Earth Day Day
(which makes NO sense right??
'cause then it's not "special")
PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY
Yesterday I took my children to a crowded restaurant. I was being responsible and feeding them. There is some rule that dictates that I must feed my children. Sometimes I live by the rules. Other days I throw caution to the wind and starve them. They don't seem to notice because apparently when you are duct taped to the back wall of a closet you have other things on your mind (but that's only on Thursdays,, don't judge me).
Early into the dining experience, I was given some pertinent information from my 9 year old daughter DramaGirl.
This is a written narrative of that conversation, please enjoy:
List Of Characters:
DramaGirl-DG
Princess Me-PM (you don't have to bow to me, unless you are commanded)
(Insert Clinking-clanging-mumbled talking-and miscellaneous restaurant background noise here)
DG- If you are over 30, I don't think you should make-out!
exaggerated facial expression of shock
PM- Huh?? Why is that??
DG- It's gross!!
PM- Really, How would you know??
**older sibling laughter***mixed with table next to us and busboy laughter**
**silence**
**table next to us and busboy silence**to aid in eavesdropping escapade on the impromptu "Kids say the DARNDEST things" episode happening at my table***
DG- I mean you should not FRENCH KISS (said with the sour lemon face)
PM- Oh, I see......and why is that again??
DG- 'Cause you don't know where THEIR tongue has been and you are TOO OLD for that!!
DG- Your like 40,,,, RIGHT MOM????
NOT exaggerated facial expression of shock
*Eavesdropper LAUGHTER*
PM-........I'm $39.95 actually!!!
*Eavesdropper LAUGHTER... AGAIN*
PM- (said in my best "I am infinitely wiser than you" tone) WELL,,,, wouldn't someone OVER 30 be more cautious with what they lick? Wouldn't it be safer (per say) to kiss a more responsible person rather than a younger silly Lint Licker?
DG- Hmmmmm.... TOUCHE Mom,,,, Touche.....So,,, I'll just stick to the IT'S GROSS theory then........Old people should just hold hands...AND THAT'S IT!!!
At our departure from:
"DINNER AND A SHOW"
"DINNER AND A SHOW"
Dramagirl spots people "over 30" kissing on a bench in front of restaurant
DG-......CASE CLOSED MOM!!!
Well it's a good damn thing I am under 30!!!
(hiding from the lightening)
(hiding from the lightening)
I just thought you should know in case you are breaking this rule of etiquette!!
You gross bunch of Lint Lickers!!!!!!!!!
You gross bunch of Lint Lickers!!!!!!!!!
14 Seducing Deductions:
Well now.... Isn't that special....
It's okay to kiss when you're over thirty as long as its not with.... hmmmmmm....... SATAN!
I kinda remember once having all of the answers too. If it's like this at nine, what's 16 gonna be like.
*Snork*
Savage=Laughing---it is special--You do a great church lady!!! :)....muah
It-oh no----not wanting to think about that..
Snork- x's 10!!! ;}
Wait....that sounds more like the conversation we had....are you blaming it on the kids now? ;)
Bwhaha!
But holding hands doesn't make your toes curl.
"when you are duct taped to the back wall of a closet you have other things on your mind".
I'm calling the police on you.
I'm under thirty so pucker up! *smooch*
Bama-easier to blame them,,,,eh.....
DDg- Please don't tell on me...I'll bake you cookies.......
Crunk- muah muah muah
Your kids are a fun loving hilarious crew. I love the church posting.
Hugs,
Robyn
PS Thanks for that quote about men and parking lots. Sadly, so true. But we shall overcome the odds and meet our dream men who are just a smidgen over 30 perhaps but willing to do more than hold hands - never in front of kids, at least not your kids.
hillarious.. the church is gonna be pissed.
RR-Hugs back R...Our guys are out there somewhere scratching themselves...wait..that didn't sound too hot...sigh...upping standards...wink
Billie-Hope the church is not pissed at me...I'm a good kid!!! hugs!!!
It's not possible to hide much from a nine year old these days, it's like they are 16 already!
Geesh I'm well and truly over "making out" age then! lol - my boys just think the thought of anyone "old" having sex is gross... "old" being over 30 too!
Yes I am.
Secretia- I do think they are smarter than me sometimes...sigh
Ca88andra-It's a sad thing that people as beautiful as us have to age...sigh...laughing..hugs
Mac- YOU AM!!!! I am sure you are well under 30 and certainly not licking lint!!!!!
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