Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I can't do this!

giving up Pictures, Images and Photos

11 letters* two points of punctuation *4 small words*

**Infinite Ramifications**

A vacuum of negativity that WILL suck you in!

little vacuum Pictures, Images and Photos

If you let it....

Vacuum Cleaner in ER Pictures, Images and Photos
The Invisible Seductress leaves you with a bad visual stuck in your head..
(You're welcome!!!)

The words:

"I can't do this!"


-lost wars-aborted babies-ended marriages-stopped schooling-failed diets-sabotaged sobriety-caused bankruptcy-abandoned children-lost jobs-lost hope-ended friendships-stopped medical treatments-pulled the plug on happiness.......and on and on and on......

And yet we still allow it ultimate power in our lives.

We are helpless victims lost in the power and gravity of 4 words that alter your mindset.

Once you have it in your head that "you can't" you probably won't.

This post is for me probably more than you because lately those words ring in my head with the highest pitch of:

A fat viking clad Opera singer

fat lady sings Pictures, Images and Photos

Breaking all the glasses of positive thought

But "I can't do this!" CAN be used effectively when dealing with situations of questionable moral or legal outcome, so don't feel sorry for banishing these words too much, they will get their use.

Let's all go on a "word diet"...cut:

"I can't do this!"

down to

"I can!"

A 50% caloric word savings!!!!!!
(now you can eat more of your stupid words!!)

Or maybe

You are too "word skinny" already or don't feel like you could handle the guilt of banishing that sentence from your everyday vocabulary,,,,,,,, you could try:

"I can't do this as easily as I thought I would be able to."


Stop being a dust bunny awaiting the vacuum of negativity.

Dust Bunny Sex Pictures, Images and Photos

You can do this!!


Suck it up Nancy!!!

....and get on with it!!

14 Seducing Deductions:

Anonymous said...

So what are you really trying to tell us here...

to get under the couch and do it?

The Invisible Seductress said...



Laffylady said...

...I cant ..I cant stop laughing...Lol ..I like the visual..LOL..and the good advice..!

Dutch donut girl said...

Great advice!

Thank you for your sweet words on my last blog post. I really appreciate it.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Laffy-I know that is some visual..especially o me because he looke like my ex in law.....shiver....gag....sigh

DDG-always there to give ya a hug!! Your my favorite!

Heff said...

I CAN'T stop thinking of you naked ?

The Invisible Seductress said...

No--- Heff...that would be a GOOD visual...wink....NOT a BAD one....

Anonymous said...

I had to kick the can't a few days ago. I was done with thinking things weren't going to change, so I changed it from "I can't do this" to "I can't let you do this to me, and I won't."
Thanks for the funny reminder about how easy it is, with a few words, to literally change things around! (But I don't think things will ever really change for someone dumb enough to put the willy in a vacuum! Awesome picture) - G

RoByn LaTice said...

I love how you went about this whole post. Lol, i think Im going to try this word diet!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I like the style of your posts alot. You got yourself some 'moxie' thats for sure.

Why say you can't and give up? Where is the fun in that? How else can I release what is stored in the 'Well of my Bitterness' if I don't struggle against my own failures because for every tiny victory, no matter how small I get to make that 'face'. You know the one. The one the 'man' hates to see, the one the gods and devils, who take glee in our misery, are pissed off the most to recognize in our eyes. It's why we will always be better than the sum of our disappointments - they are stuck where they are and we can always take that ONE more step that gets us closer to the goal.

Hey, that was pretty good. One take - no rewrites here. Oh boy I am insufferable pleased with myself this week.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Georgina-Thinking the willy vacuumed guy learned his know that had to REALLY happen somewhere,,I wish I coulda seen it..uh..maybe not..hugs

Robyn-Thanks hottie! Word diets are great..I am cheating a little but my skirts still fit!! :}

Cal-You rock thats all I got to say!!!

The Savage said...

Hugs and toast and circus peanuts galore!

mac said...

If we fail to try, in that endeavor we shall surely succeed...
Tis better to try and fail than to not try and succeed....

How does that go?
Never say Never, that's what I was thinking.

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Yes you can, sis! Of course you can! Don't do the added calories. I'm with you all the way!

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