Saturday, April 17, 2010

Saturday Seductress...Snippets!!!!!!!!

April 17, 2010

There are 258 days left in 2010

The month of April is:
International Twit Award Month!!
The definition of TWIT is:

Twit: n
An offensive term referring to somebody who is
seen as unthinking or silly (slang insult)...

twit Pictures, Images and Photos
Twit is NOT a cute term
for someone who uses TWITTER EXCESSIVELY....

......or is it????

April 18-24 is:
Sky Awareness Week!!

shoes, sky Pictures, Images and Photos
Yup,,,, still there!!

Today is:
Blah! Blah! Blah! Day

blah Pictures, Images and Photos

it is also:

SMS Mustang Pictures, Images and Photos

And I have wanted one since 1902...blah.blah.blah

Please celebrate responsibly!!

On a sadder note:

The inventor of the sandal cries in his home, he lives with the little old lady who lived in a shoe, the woman that had so many children she didn't know what to do. All of his children's feet were impeccably dressed. They live in Italy now because it is shaped like a boot. Familiarity is best, when your passion in life is footwear.

He is upset because his invention is being used improperly.

Socks   Sandals Pictures, Images and Photos

Socks are not supposed to be worn with sandals. This trend makes all of his thinking and specific calculations designed to free the toes of the world from their torment of excess fabric and unnecessary covering during the summer,,,,, in vain. His promise to those wiggly wonderful toes that he tried so hard to free,,,,, broken.

His life is in shambles.

He visits with the inventor of the robe as much as possible. The robe inventor has been institutionalized since the introduction of the Snuggie. He sits in his padded room rocking back and forth saying: "but mine has a belt,,, but mine has a belt".

Please consider this poor man's feelings before you choose to defile the sanctity of the sandal by wearing socks.

Thank you!

7 Seducing Deductions:

Crunk said...

It just looks,,,,,,,,,,, WRONG!

Blasé said...

My wife fusses at me when I do that, too.

Anonymous said...

not on ly does it look wrong, its very up setting...

guess I should go to walmart now to clear my mind of those visions....

The Savage said...

I wear toe socks with mine.... But I make it all look good...

mac said...

It's a hoot! My Mama bought a Mustang a year back. At 71, she's pretty funny driving the thing :-)

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Thanks so much, Seductress, for that sandal-sock piece. I hope it is well read the world over.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Crunk- It does,,,doesn't it?? smiling..hug

Blase- Say it isn't so.not you too!!!!

Sir- I hope you got the visual outta ya head!! xoxo

Savage-baby you make EVERYTHING look good!!

Mac- That's awesome!!!! I bet she's a pistol!!

RRg- I try to enlighten and better the world one issue at a time...Smiling..Love ya!!!

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