We celebrated Easter early because the girls are with their dad today. He has a large family and since I have no family, I let him take them on the holidays so they can celebrate the right way-surrounded by loved ones. Me and Traxx will hang out and I will try not to eat his candy..
****update: I am failing at trying not to eat his candy....sigh*****
The EASTER SPREAD:
I always know I hit it on the head when they say:
"It looks like a party in here!!!!!"
I love that!!! It looks nice but was pretty cheap. The girls got purses instead of baskets (they were on sale for $3 each!!!) And Traxx got storage baskets that matched his theme (Dragon). The pink and purple on the table are scarfs to wear (the girls love wearing light scarves with T's). And I bought them the Justin Beiber CD they have been begging me for......gasp.....
(because: I hate my life............baby,, baby,, baby,, Ooooooh,,, like,,,,baby, baby, baby!!).
The rest is candy and plastic eggs......yummo....(I eat plastic eggs,,, don't you?)
Oh,,, and I got them these little guys:
Pretty cute right??? Well,, they were bought spur of the moment as I had the kids WITH ME and was hiding stuff on them. I did not check them out in detail other than,, I thought they bounced and I knew they had candy in them, and they made cute "Eastery" sounds.
But how do you get the candy out?
"They poop candy!!!!!!! They POOP THE CANDY!!!!!"
Was the "scream theme" throughout the day!!! Because they do. They shat multicolored candies. And the kids eat the multicolored shat candy while laughing at the fact that they are eating the bunny/frog/chick shat..... And now these cute little creatures have "added" realistic "pooping" sound effects courtesy of my kids. Well actually "added" realistic "straining to poop" sound effects would be more accurate. They also fart (because farts are ALWAYS funny people).
Speaking of farts,,, my puppy farted RIGHT in my face last night!!! I had my head lovingly laying on her back petting her when the "FFFFFffffffpbfst" rang out loud and infested me with "Beagle puppy butt funk air". She even lifted her tail up for better fart conduction. After I jumped up she looked at me,,, smelled the air,, looked at me again like I did it,,,, and left.
Please enjoy this "FACEPALM" montage:
Happy Easter Everybody!!!
May your bunnies NOT shat candy and your intelligence NOT lapse enough to buy Justin Beiber CD's for screamy girls!!