%$#%@#$%$%^ FLAN!!!!!!!

Do you know what the best time to tell your mom that you have to make an AUTHENTIC Dominican Republic recipe for a project that is due the next day that will have a huge impact on your final grade is?

Do ya?

Well,,,,, I'll tell ya!

It is exactly AFTER everyone is bathed and in jammies!

Do you know that we were supposed to make *&^%$%^#%^ FLAN and I had NO ingredients and no idea how to make %$#!@$@%^ FLAN? Do you know that if you buy *&%%$%#%^ FLAN at the store for that many kids you need to put it on a monthly payment plan?

Do you know who did not get any (*^&%&%$#$ FLAN ????

I bet you do!!

Instead, I bought Rice Pudding and large cinnamon sticks.

I put the:

AUTHENTIC DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

... Recipe... Kozy Shack Rice Pudding

... in a fancy:

AUTHENTIC DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

... palmetto leaf bowl.....

... sprinkled cinnamon on it

... and adorned it with masterfully placed large:

AUTHENTIC DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

... cinnamon sticks.

In the words of my daughter after grumbling apologies:

I ROCK!

BUT......Do you know who forgot to get light bulbs.........again..........

You know,,,,, there really should be a responsible adult in this household...

And now let me tell you a little story I like to call:

"Try not to poke your eyes out in frustration"

By: The Invisible Seductress

Starring:

DramaGirl
(she's the whiny one)


Only my daughter would model a broken foot

and

The Invisible Seductress
(she's the one who is hotter Megan Fox)
(picture currently unavailable)
..just believe it's true,,, what???
IT IS TRUE..
...well that's a bit harsh don't ya think?
...Yes,, but reality is no fun!!
(I don't think I like you very much anymore)

We begin our story here:

(cue the sound of birds singing and a happy tune of your choice)

(wait,,,, let me choose the music,,,, it's my dang story)

Cue the sound of birds chirping and THIS song:

(Please play for the maximum interactive blog experience)

Enter DramaGirl with a broke foot.....

................. Winning the Academy Award for:

"Most consecutive whines...

... in an oral sentence or paragraph"

...and this is what I have been hearing all day and night...

The End

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