What I want to be when I grow up.....

Shush,,, I still have a few years to decide don't I?? Well maybe not but I'll tell you what I DON"T want to be--miserable again. I know I don't really have a choice and will take what offer hits me (because I am responsible like that,,, shush again,, no one knows about the Invisible Seductress side BUT YOU!!).

I been thinking about becoming an Alpaca farmer. Staying up late and watching TV has prompted me to fall in love with the little spitters! Staying up has also made me want a "Slap-chop and a Gratey" but only because I would like to say "Kids fetch the SLAP-CHOP!!! Momma's cooking,, and while your at it,,, grab the GRATEY!!! Let's have FRESH CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!"

See, now don't you just wish you were my kid (shush x 3!!! I can hear you thanking Halibut you're not my kid,, geesh ,, I thought you loved me :( ... )???!!!

Now get out the vacuum sealy-thing-a-ma-bob and let's go un-clutter our closets!!

So back to the Alpaca farm. The only reason I really want one is because they remind me of funny cool people and who wouldn't want a farm full of funny partay-partay Alpaca people??

YOUR RED-NECK UNCLE EUSTICE
"No,,, I totally agree, wax "Bubba" teeth ARE hurtful"

THAT GUY WHO'S ALWAYS HIGH
"Cheese curls,,,,has anyone
seen the Cheese CURLS?"

NOISY NEIGHBOR, GRETTA

"There's an awful lot of Green Olive jars in your
trash this week deary, anything wrong??"

THE CHEERLEADERS
"Like OMG!!!!!!!! He TOTALLY
got SHEARED faced last night!!!!!

Sorry, that's a Llama not an Alpaca!
(It's hard to tell with the hair and all...)

GUY WHO PASSED OUT FIRST (again)
"Damn it DUDE,, Really?????"

Jiminey Crickets!!! That seems cruel!

Ooooh,,,Okieeee Dokieeee....
......I GET IT!! I GET IT!!!

BUT WAIT!!!

I'm talking about Alpaca's NOT Llama's
-and-
Alpaca's are ALWAYS NICE!!!

Maybe I'll look into raising sweet bullfrogs instead.....

Maybe not...Loan Officer it is.......