Wednesday, February 3, 2010

An open letter

Dear daily life,

I have been toiling away each day awaiting patiently a change of the monotonous pace of my existence. I realize that there are others out their in far worse situations than mine. I would give freely to them all that I have to offer them a light at the end of their tunnel. With that being said I don't ask for much. I am not asking for the finest of clothing and accessories. I don't require a full dance card or lavish dining and exotic trips. My mind is not set on wealth as the only means of happiness. My loins need not be visited by the most chiseled and art inspired replicas of masculinity to feel hallowed. My hair not silkened by pure honey and my face need not be revered by all to feel my own wealth.



Could you just PALEEEEEEEEEEESE let me stop dropping glass jars in Walmart!!

How in the hell can I come here and rag on Walmart patrons if I am a nuisance and spectacle myself. Is this KARMA I ask??? Because if so there were a lot of angry maraschino cherries being punished injudiciously for my wrong doings! And I just wanted a damn cherry! That's all! Was that SOOOO wrong???!!!!

So I sit here now,,, cherry less and alone, contemplating never shopping again at Walmart.

** but then again,, the new greeter is HOT and does not have a walker (BONUS), but I think the oxygen tank may slow us down a bit. He'll need the air though! I heart old Walmart greeters!!!

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

Yours sincerely,

The Seductress
This picture is just WRONG!!!!
I don't even know what to say

6 Seducing Deductions:

Blasé said...

I like open letters...easier to read that way.

Don't give up on WalMart, because WalMart won't give up on YOU!

I don't know what to say about that pic, either! Hell, I don't even know how to pronounce it??

Grgg said...

Oooh, the last thing I dropped in a store was peanut butter - so I bet I'm more unpopular than YOU!! :o)

It's pronounced just like it's spelled, believe it or not. And you should google for images of the wrappers, there's at least two other flavors that are almost MORE pornographic than this one - gotta love it!!!

Ca88andra said...

Ahhh the poor cherries!

The Invisible Seductress said...

Blase-Walmart will see me again--sigh--just no glass anything there for a while!! Smiling--

Grgg-looking up wrappers---too funny!!! Fruit porno==who knew??????

Ca88andra- I know!!! I owe the whole cherry community apologies!!! hugs

f1trey said...

you like my walker huh?

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Oh honey, was it because you needed to climb for it? I totally empathize.

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