Wednesday, February 17, 2010

What I want to be when I grow up.....

Shush,,, I still have a few years to decide don't I?? Well maybe not but I'll tell you what I DON"T want to be--miserable again. I know I don't really have a choice and will take what offer hits me (because I am responsible like that,,, shush again,, no one knows about the Invisible Seductress side BUT YOU!!).

I been thinking about becoming an Alpaca farmer. Staying up late and watching TV has prompted me to fall in love with the little spitters! Staying up has also made me want a "Slap-chop and a Gratey" but only because I would like to say "Kids fetch the SLAP-CHOP!!! Momma's cooking,, and while your at it,,, grab the GRATEY!!! Let's have FRESH CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!"

See, now don't you just wish you were my kid (shush x 3!!! I can hear you thanking Halibut you're not my kid,, geesh ,, I thought you loved me :( ... )???!!!

Now get out the vacuum sealy-thing-a-ma-bob and let's go un-clutter our closets!!

So back to the Alpaca farm. The only reason I really want one is because they remind me of funny cool people and who wouldn't want a farm full of funny partay-partay Alpaca people??

http://datastore.rediff.com/images/briefcase/6C615E646C726E/8747zkkeh32wnx2p.D.0.655-funny-lama.jpg
YOUR RED-NECK UNCLE EUSTICE
"No,,, I totally agree, wax "Bubba" teeth ARE hurtful"

http://www.alpacamine.com/Bling%20talks%20May-06.jpg
THAT GUY WHO'S ALWAYS HIGH
"Cheese curls,,,,has anyone
seen the Cheese CURLS?"

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/SpTyqnGb-RI/AAAAAAAAJlk/NFl-g_Y5G7g/s400/Alpaca.jpg
NOISY NEIGHBOR, GRETTA
"There's an awful lot of Green Olive jars in your
trash this week deary, anything wrong??"

http://www.silverspringalpacas.com/funny_alpacas.jpg
THE CHEERLEADERS
"Like OMG!!!!!!!! He TOTALLY
got SHEARED faced last night!!!!!


http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/20578/Lorenzo%20Lamas.jpg
Sorry, that's a Llama not an Alpaca!
(It's hard to tell with the hair and all...)

http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2009/03/17/alpaca1.jpg
GUY WHO PASSED OUT FIRST (again)
"Damn it DUDE,, Really?????"


https://www.llamaproducts.com/assets/product_pics/do_not_feed_llamas.jpg
Jiminey Crickets!!! That seems cruel!

http://salamandercandy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/llama-obey.jpg
Ooooh,,,Okieeee Dokieeee....
......I GET IT!! I GET IT!!!


BUT WAIT!!!

I'm talking about Alpaca's NOT Llama's
-and-
Alpaca's are ALWAYS NICE!!!


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SnGWFTpx4iI/AAAAAAAAF1k/AcoPQMkPA6Q/s400/Alpaca+Hit_The+Chive+090723+amyoops.jpg

Maybe I'll look into raising sweet bullfrogs instead.....





Maybe not...Loan Officer it is.......

3 Seducing Deductions:

Secretia said...

Can I have another 2 years before i have to grow up? I really have that much unfinished stuff...

Secretia

Blasé said...

I think you should "curl" your tongue over the right side of your top lip in your profile pic. That would really be 'seductress' like.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Secretia---Lets take as long as we want!! No schedules for that sort of thing.... ;)
Blase- I really should "Seduce" up my pic for ya!!! hoping to become The Visible Seductress" soon...wink

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