A new calling to action!!!!

I have not been able to sleep since I uncovered an issue in the ethical treatments of fruit. The pear in these images MUST be mentally evaluated! The photographers aiding in capturing this shocking scene MUST be punished to the fullest extent of the law. No doubt it's some banana agent leading this blatant attack on the smaller innocent fruit (The banana is known for being the more cocky fruit and aggressor).

He has spun a web of deceit by telling juvenile produce they look much juicier and bright next to the pear and that they will have untold riches and fame. They were told these campaigns would diversify them into mainstream AMERICAN candy wrappers if they just follow direction. There is no doubt in my mind that they were touted as being the next Laffy Taffy models. How else would a young lemon expose his vulnerabilities in such a manner? How would he face the grove?

Respectable fruit modeling

I for one will not let this suffering go unspoken. I am in communication with the pear's agent and have arranged for the pear to visit my home for an extended therapy retreat. He will be asked to recreate some of these poses with me and in private quarters in my effort to better understand their relevance to candy marketing. I am not sure which one we will try first.