So I went to a site and wanted to make a comment on a post. Innocently I share my wit and await my fate of recognizing computer generated letters - at an angle - jumbled for my viewing pleasure.
It is 7 AM and it is cold here in Florida. I don't think I signed up for this blatant disrespect of my warm climate locale (if I were seductively snuggling someone it would be OK,, alone,, it's like watching paid programming - you have no freaking choice if you're up at 3AM!!).
My randomly chosen letters pop up. They look suspiciously like the word "WHORE". I am slightly offended and look around and up to the Computer Gods in a questioning manner. "REALLY??? WHAT THE HALIBUT!!!!!!" These are MY selected letters at 7 AM on a Tuesday morning while I am wearing my pink thermal kitten jammies and thinking about saving the world one dwarf at a time???
I typed "WHORE" begrudgingly and awaited access that was denied for improper letter deciphering. I thought "GREAT,,, now even the Computer Gods know the error of their ways and that I have not had dealings since 1902!!!!"
......It's gonna be a long day!!!!