Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Bitter words

I am not going to blog today because I am bitter. If you blog when you are bitter your words are bitter too.

My "of age" followers might feel like they licked a lime and have been jipped out of a vodka shot -- and that sucks.

For some, this missed vodka shot feeling may have been in a stupid- drunken- college- BODY SHOT- sort of way -- and that would suck even more for them I suppose.

My "under age" followers (praying I don't have any because I am a naughty, naughty minx) might feel like they licked a hairy lollipop -- again the suckage factor exists.

I want better for you. Please enjoy this picture of a Toast clock:

http://www.gagsandgoods.com/products_pictures/toast-clock-big.jpg

13 Seducing Deductions:

Grgg said...

I'd offer you a hug, but after reading your post about sucking on lime and licking hairy lollipops which somehow brings you to a toaster-clock conclusion makes me a bit afraid...

and yet I'm glad for having found a mind that works just a little bit like mine =)

The Invisible Seductress said...

Smiling----who DOESN'T want a TOAST CLOCK????!!!

Patrice said...

:) a post I have the time to read. It's too bad that the post that is of "good length" for me to read (as I have to go through AT LEAST 25 blogs/day) u chose to say so little.

Feel better soon :)

Dutch donut girl said...

I rather lick a lime than a hairy lollipop. Um, no wait, what kind of lollipop are you talking about?

Look at you, looking all pretty in your new profile picture.
Hope you kick your bitterness to the curb.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Patrice--I am always honored when you stop by!! Hugs

DDG- Thanks!! I uh--keep kickin' but bitter kicks back today,, sigh-- and I guess a Lime lollipop would be redundant!!! laughing

:}

Blasé said...

Why does 'CountryCrock' come to mind??

f1trey said...

well..... I think traxx is looking forward to ...peanut butter..not toast.....
However you metnion body shot and toast and im thinking something completely different... :)

The Invisible Seductress said...

Blase--mmmmmmm smooth like buttah'

Trey- what YOU thinkin'??? wink wink

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

The toast clock is just missing some peanut butter. Feel better, hon.
Robyn

Nitin said...

well, i am actually quite comfortable with bitter actually.. homely territory for me :D.. but then again.. when there is a toast clock.. why do i have to have anything bitter right??

The Invisible Seductress said...

RR-The toast clock rules!! Just made everything better--shrugging. Thanks for the sweet words!! Hugs

Nitin-No more bitter for you!!!!

Ca88andra said...

Hmmm well I dont know about writing posts when bitter, but I just wrote one while angry! Hope you always have vodka with your shots and no hair on your lollipops!

The Invisible Seductress said...

Thanks Ca88andra!! Gonna check out your angry post!! Sending kittens to shower you with love and calm your anger--wink

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