Tuesday, June 22, 2010

New and IMPROVED: Things only I would think about.... I think...With new DANCING DOGS!!.

Ah! My Brain!!! Pictures, Images and Photos

MY brain Pictures, Images and Photos

short bus Pictures, Images and Photos
That's how we roll!
(stop licking my windows!)

Now lets get started,,,, shall we???

pudding Pictures, Images and Photos
And so r u!

They say the PROOF is in the PUDDING. I have never seen proof in my pudding. This kind of makes me angry because I buy the best pudding: Jello brand. Now if I were buying generic, I could understand them maybe forgoing the "proof" additive, but JELLO??!! It should be in there! And what kind of PROOF exactly am I looking for? Proof that mythical creatures exist?

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Maybe a huge hairball that can be genetically tested and DNA accurate to 99.9% as being from the elusive Sasquatch? Would there be a Nessy the Lochness Monster dropping? Or eerie green alien drops with cryptic messages inside recalling Paris Hilton? Pictures of Elvis living on a banana farm, married to the Chiquita banana lady? Are you people getting a helping of PROOF with YOUR pudding purchase?

What do you know that I don't?

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Dammit!!!! How long have YOU known?????

moonlighting Pictures, Images and Photos
You quit "US"!

Have you ever noticed that in the popular TV shows/sitcoms where there is "sexual tension" between lead cast members as soon as they "do it" or "fall in love" no one watches the show anymore? I have examples here: Moonlighting/X-Files/Who's the boss/Cheers/Family Matters/The Nanny.... Moulder and Scully.. Sam and Whats her face? Do we want to watch them fall in love but not actually "be" in love?

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I da boss! Fuggetaboutit!

Once Tony nailed Angela, I knew who the boss was and I was having none of it!!!

Cousin Oliver Pictures, Images and Photos
Cousin Oliver killed the Brady Bunch!!

And then some of these shows try bolster slumping ratings by scamming a cute little kid into the ensemble cast after all the original ones are older uglier gangly teenagers. They will smoosh in like a cousin or an Albanian orphan kid stows away on their cruise ship vacation and wanders in their cabin to steal their towel elephant off the bunk and they decide they love him and smuggle him back home...

That's not even funny, everyone knows stow away Albanian kids only get paid to bring back the towel rabbits!! Who do these writers think they are fooling with?

(interesting useless side note: There are 840 pictures under the name "towel elephant" on photobucket as compared to 139 for "towel bunny"... case closed... elephants have it by a nose...ahahahaha cough,, is this thing on??? I need to get out more...)

Barbie &amp; Ken Pictures, Images and Photos

I don't smoke but I have an observation: Why is it that you can get a pack of cigarettes open in 2.9 seconds flat but it takes 2 hours to open freaking Barbie Doll? Is there something that we don't know? Is the government trying to warn us of something? A Barbie Doll's perceived threat level is higher than that of a highly addictive substance! They even SEW her hair down! Her feet are zip stripped to the floor. There must be a creepy Barbie Doll plant worker somewhere thinking some pretty naughty thoughts about Barbie.. Just sayn'.....

And finally to conclude this simple post:

Warning Pictures, Images and Photos

Warning - Slipper Pictures, Images and Photos

Heed my warning...

........ You won't know how,, You won't know why,, but someday,, somewhere.....

It is going to happen......

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O eh- ooaah- Oeh- ooaah

smaller dancing cat Pictures, Images and Photos

At night, when you turn of all the lights
There's no place that you can hide
Oh no, The rhythm is gonna get'cha!

dancing cat Pictures, Images and Photos

In bed, throw the covers on your head
You pretend like you are dead
But I know it
The rhythm is gonna get'cha


Dance us out funky hat cat!!

Dancing cat Pictures, Images and Photos

Rhythm is gonna get'cha
Rhythm is gonna get'cha
Rhythm is gonna get you


Note: To be fair I have added these dancing dogs to see if they are less creepy for my followers.. Because I heart you all so much!!!

Dance Lessons Pictures, Images and Photos

dog dancing Pictures, Images and Photos

Quick List Pictures, Images and Photos

Ok ,,,that last one is just WRONG, and I am sorry..

15 Seducing Deductions:

Anonymous said...

:) Love it, all of it. You make me smile :)

Heff said...

Dancing cats scare the HELL out of me.

That is all.

Anonymous said...

you got me...

oh did you get me...

and i agree with heff the cats... a bit creepy

The Invisible Seductress said...

D Scandal- smiling,,,thanks..I love to visit your place too!!! ;}

Heff- I agree, the second one is weird and creepy....

Sir- Creepy cat theme her eh...?? Awwww The last one is cute!!

The Invisible Seductress said...

oooooh.....I think they are creeping me out now too..Hmmmmmmm

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Well there you go again. Teaching me something I never even thought of. Of course, EVERYBODY POOPS. Where a the stash of Big Foot poop or Chupacabra poop or Nessie poop. Follow the poop gentle explorer and you will find the creature. Brilliant!

And the real reason those relationships on TV fail with viewers is because it's the CHASE, the HUNT that is exciting. Once the prey is caught you really just want to kill it, skin it, eat it and move on to the next one. I means others. Not me.

Barbie dolls take so long to open because the government doesn't want you smoking them.

lisleman said...

first time here - looking for that proof.
what if you put Barbie in the pudding?
But if I had a bird in my hand I would let it join the other two in the bush before it started pecking me.

IT said...

"...you can get a pack of cigarettes open in 2.9 seconds flat..."

I would venture to say only if one is not in a hurry or doing it one-handed would it take so long. I don't know how long it would take me now because I am two years out of practice.

Crazy Brunette said...

That pug one is toooo fucking cute!

Anonymous said...

scary too.....

Cheeseboy said...

This post has my mind totally blown. Were you trying to cover every 80's television show ever on? Nicely done. And that kid on the Brady Bunch is probably dead of obnoxiousness now.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Cal- You been smoking Barbies again?? That cracked me up fo sho!!

Lisleman- Welcome!!! I did a post about that bird in the hand saying recently--great minds...wink..No Barbies in my pudding please..:}

It- Hee hee I guess so..If ya really want one. I've been opening toys for my kids and they will get up an leave and say call me when its out...sheesh..Barbie come alive at night and has been escaping?

Crazy Brunette- I want one!! He is so beautiful and pudgy bellied... ;)


Cheeseboy- I guess I did huh?? Facts of life was missing though.. I seen a pic of that kid grown up.....CREEPY!!!!!!!!

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

LOL. You got a picture of a very short bus. Is it your date or mine who's in there, Seductress? Let's hide, either way.
PS Oliver did kill the Brady Bunch. He was SO frickin' annoying.

The Invisible Seductress said...

RRG- We can out them both in there for a double date to Chuckie Cheese. sigh...me and you can leave them there and go have fondue or something... love

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