Saturday, August 28, 2010

A few Email questions from you...

...Why do you always look so mean in your pictures?? Smile for cripes sake!!!!

...Well, person who wishes to remain anonymous, I try to look "Seductively-sparkly-sweet" thus being a "Seductress" to my readers, but the fact that I just look "mean" reiterates the fact that I am still "Invisible" as a Seductress..

Errr,,, it might not be a great answer but at least it's a clever transition.. dontchya think?

How's this for HAPPY????
Taken right before this post for...you know who you are you big Anonymeanie...


Oooooh,, a over exaggerated smile AND over-teased 80's hair,, two-fer!!!

...Have you had some kind of spiritual awakening that deals with Green Olives and Sparkles? You seem to have a closer following to them than "normal" people do. Is there something we should know?

...YES, I could share it with you but there is an initiation process that includes some hazing rituals that most "normal" people can't hang with.

...Your posts are pretty long, why is that, don't you have a life?

...I don't have a life actually, I hope to have one someday though. One filled with swirling raindrops falling down from a cave ceiling where I am spelunking with 20 beautiful shirtless David Bechkam and Brendan Frasier doppelgangers that are not afraid to get bat shat on their bronzed shoulders and will initiate the wonders of *Hot Monkey Sex to me for hours under a waterfall of flowers and Willy Wonka chocolate as we float down a river of bliss together at 11AM on the Saturday of my choice. They would also carry me to Sephora and pour out the contents of their bank accounts to fund my mascara addiction with no judgement other than to tell me that the purple mascara looks fantabulous with the silver sparkles and I should buy the silver sparkles in bulk because my eyes are the window to my soul and my soul sparkles like the newly risen sun beams reflected off the surface of a 10 million chic little make-up mirrors adorned on the flip-side with my image, the same image that is currently being engraved on the mountain top of a remote jungle village because I am the Queen and their ULTIMATE image of beauty (other than the exquisite, rare Whulabaluubaloo Butterfly that is only indigenous to their village). That carved ode to me will then be chosen as the next added Wonder of the World and be duplicated in every souvenir shoppe on the planet next to the Bubba Teeth and Razzies candy. And you will purchase it and be glad that you knew me when I was humble and small and fighting my way through this world by written prose and verbally animated ZOMG cat pictures.....Wait....what was the question again??

*The phrase "Hot Monkey sex" can be attributed to Mike in reference to my last post. Thank you Mike!!

Any more questions?

25 Seducing Deductions:

Tree said...

HAH HA! I love it. And YUMMY...Brendan Frasier! ;) I don't think you look mean at all. LOL

Jeff said...

Gosh I sure am glad I don't ask any questions . Although maybe I should...you look absolutely stunningly beautiful in your 80's teased hairdo :-)

Crunk said...

You've scored a free meal at a swanky restaurant and you're allowed to bring 3 guests. One from the past who is dead, one from the present and a character from the future whom you don't know yet. Who would you invite to dinner and why? The only rule is that none of the guests can be family members. (A bit of imagination is required for the future one, but you have plenty so you'll be fine).

XXX

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

What a wonderful, dreamy, steamy, & delicious life you will soon have! I don't know who anonymous is (hence the name, huh?), but I don't think he/she has good eyesight. You couldn't possibly look mean if you tried.
Hugs,
xoRobyn

Sir Thomas said...

holy shit you get sexy each time I love at you...

beautiful with lips anybody would die to kiss

Marlene said...

How the heck have I missed your blog up until now? New follower here. Thanks for stopping by mine and leaving a nice comment today.

mac said...

I think we need that statue here, in my town, so that I may see it every day !

Kal said...

Yeh, wehe we do we get evn the aututum full out oight it full seater in pile of leaees wrestlingw with you brat page? That i ould pay to see.

Blasé said...

I'm not sure that I would call that a "smile".

Looks more like you are wanting me to put something in your mouth?? Kind of like a baby bird.

the eternal list said...

it takes more muscles to frown than smile, which explains why i'm always so exhausted...

Missed Periods said...

Cute pic. Now I have to check out your last post so I can find out all about this hot monkey sex.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

What is it with people and smiling? What if that look IS me smiling?

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

I always look mean in my pictures because I AM mean... I'M the one who showed Chuck Norris what badass really means. =]

Powdered Toast Man said...

I have a question. Where do baby storks come from?

Snafugirl said...

"I don't have one actually" HAHA.

Love the "happy pic" but I like your seductressly seductive pics better. Don't listen to that question asker ;)

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Hot Monkey Sex, hey? How does that go?

The Invisible Seductress said...

Tree- I love me some Brendan Frasier...he I yummy!!

Jeff-blush....Thank you!!

Crank- I am working on that answer, that's a tuff one!!!

RRG- I know, wonder how long I have to wait for it??? hugs back at ya!!!

Sir-Awwwwwwww U so sweet!!!!

Marlene- LOVED your place!!!! Thanks for stopping by mine!! Big hugs and smiles!!

Mac- It would be a waste of carving really...smile

Kal- too funny!!! Where ya been all my life?/

Eternal- That's awesome...What a good way to get exhausted!!

Missed- Heee heee....Wasn't exciting was it???

Alex- Amen!! I smile on the inside!! ;} and with my emoticons!!

Mama-I doubt you're mean!!

PTM- I do have an answer!! Will share soon!!

Snafu- Mt eoo...I'm just goofy lookn' otherwise!!

Daft-I don't know yet...sigh....I forget...

Georgina Dollface said...

I've always wanted to know about the olive and sparkles thing. (I already know about the mascara that grows on trees.) Brendan Frasier is cute isn't he? I'd rappel down him, um, I mean down a mountainside with him any day. - G

Slyde said...

When you are ready to try out that Hot Monkey Sex fantasy, all you need to do is grab a redeye to long island.

I'm here for you.. really.

Heff said...

You're pretty.

That is all.

Old Retired Petty Officer said...

I just happen to think you are gorgeous!

Blasé said...

Hey...whatever happened to that Cat-Art prize I won for participating in that finish the story contest???

Crunk said...

Who is "Crank"? *offended*

The Invisible Seductress said...

Georgina-He's a hottie fer shur!!

Slyde-I feel the love!!

Heff- Aww thanks....blush

Petty Officer-Blushing again...giggle

Blase-Working on it

Crunk-Sending kisses and apologies on my typing error..there is only one YOU and I am glad I found you.... So I hope you forgive me.. xoxo

Crunk said...

I was messing. Got nothing but love for you!

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