Saturday, August 7, 2010

DramaGirl Interviews Mommy....

My youngest daughter (DramaGirl) wanted to do a short interview of me and put it on the blog. She very carefully put together some questions that are relevant to nothing and vital to no one, which is why they are so great. I will of course answer them with the greatest of poise and intelligence for you.

Q: If you could have any super power what would it be?

"Did you brush your teeth today?"

"Uh, Yes"

"REALLY???"

"Yes Mom"

A: If I had any super power in the world, I would be like "The Mentalist". I would KNOW if you brushed your teeth without asking. I would be able to look at you and yell at you BEFORE you actually DO what I am yelling at you about. Like when you decided to paint your dresser purple last week. I Would have totally changed your mind about the act before you took it to fruition and made me question whether or not I should allow you to ever eat cake, smile, ride a bike or do ANYTHING even remotely fun whatsoever..... EVER....... again!!! Had I had that superpower last week, you would probably be at Disney World right now in a new fabulous outfit complete with accessories eating cotton candy and laughing and laughing.

"REALLY!!!!!!??????"

"No, but you may have been able to play a video games on the computer, same fun level really."

Q: If you were any type of tree/flower what would you be?

A: My spirit is like the most fragrant of rose petals, dropped loosely from the sky, raining down on all who are lucky enough to dance under them. Urrrrrrrrrrrp.

"THAT'S AWESOME!!!!"

"I know!! I'm kind of a big deal!!!"

Q: If you had a dream where a giant cupcake murdered a muffin what would you do?

"HUH???"

"That's your answer???"

"No"

"Just answer it"

A: I would really have to consider what my appropriate action would be. I really think that pastry bigotry has been taken to extremes in the last few years. My initial reaction would be to blame the parents and find the 3 layer cake that dropped the parenting ball. But social stigmas are present in this as well. Video games the mini-muffins are playing, violent in nature, tend to idealize a loss of reality and veer toward the fantasy world. TV shows show over frosted pastries being chosen over those less seductively dressed making donut holes and other less gaudy pastry minis feeling unhappy with themselves. Plus, maybe this over sized cupcake was being ridiculed by the muffin, it's sad really. But the muffin deserves the "breakfast penalty" in my mind. Unless it's a corn muffin, and then it can do "dinner" slopped in chili or another stewish concoction of comfort foody goodness.

"Weird"

"Cough"

Q: Would you rather have one eye or two noses?

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A: Oh this is a good one. I think I would rather have one eye. Because I think if I had one eye it would be proportionate to the size of my head and therefore would be a nice sized eye. A nice sized eye would have a nice sized eye lid for sparkles. A nice sized sparkly eye lid would have a nice abundance of eyelashes, eyelashes that I could mascara, with a nice brand of the blackest, black, lengthening, no spidery, mascara. It would be a fantastic eye! I could only "powder" two noses, that's no fun!! And I would smell your feet more.... and that's just straight up nas T!!

Q: As a pet would you rather have a kind dragon or a mean dog?

A: I already have a mean dog. I think it would be cool to have a kind dragon. We could both wear leather accessories and flaunt our fantabulousness around town. S'mores party bon-fires would be a daily thing. This would also be a great pet for going to Walmart. I don't think anyone would mess with a feisty gal and her dragon, no matter how kind he looked.

This concludes the interview. I hope you enjoyed it! DramaGirl and I would be thrilled if you answered some of her questions in the comment section below.

10 Seducing Deductions:

Kal said...

Q: If you could have any super power what would it be?

I would like the powers of the 'RESURECTION MAN. Everytime he died he came back to life with a new superpower. He will live forever and can enjoy multiple powers. The only bad part is that you never know what superpower you will wake up with.

Q: If you were any type of tree/flower what would you be?

A tulip - not only are they pretty but they have a great story to them. Do you know that in Holland, a few hundred years ago, they were more valuable than GOLD for a time?

Q: If you had a dream where a giant cupcake murdered a muffin what would you do?

I would see that cupcake punished to the full extent of the law or ALL the cupcakes would be going around committing murder and leaving their OH SO YUMMY frosting behind.

Q: Would you rather have one eye or two noses?

One big eye like the Cyclops. With two noses farts would smell twice as bad.

Q: As a pet would you rather have a kind dragon or a mean dog?

A dragon of course. I would ride him and pet him and love him and call his George. It would be like the movie, 'How To Train Your Dragon'.

Great questions Invisible Child

Mike said...

You are too prolific. Since I can't comment with my cell phone, by the time I get home there is already another post.
If I had a dream of a cupcake killing a muffin I would lay off the LSD for awhile, and clean up the crumbs. See last post for my comment.

Sir Thomas said...

you know you have to spent so much more money on sparkles with one big eye right?


1. vast telepathic powers
2. Cedar tree... they smell so good and lotus flower cause it puts me in... *winks*
3.help hide him
4.One eye with super powered vision
5.dragon... they know things


*smiles*

The Bipolar Diva said...

I wanna an interview! lol
I think I'd take a dragon, they're pretty cool. My super power would be death ray vision, but I think all that would be left of my kids would be ashes :(

I love your answers! They made me laugh, and today that was a great thing!

Southern Sage said...

Q: If you could have any super power what would it be?

To see the future, I'd win the lottery every week!

Q: If you were any type of tree/flower what would you be?

Tobacco plant, I'd chew myself!

Q: If you had a dream where a giant cupcake murdered a muffin what would you do?

Eat the cupcake, DUH

Q: Would you rather have one eye or two noses?

I'd take the eye too

Q: As a pet would you rather have a kind dragon or a mean dog?

I'd have the dragon and I'd ride him around!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I also want an interview with kewl questions to answer.

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

DramaGirl took that role very seriously. So cute. I'd have to ask a follow up question or two about the cupcake before deciding on it's sentencing: what flavor is the cake? The frosting?
Big hugs,
xoRobyn

Powdered Toast Man said...

Oh that poor muffin, I hope it wasn't blueberry. He has a wife and 23 kids (one died in a fire, another sad story).

The Invisible Seductress said...

Kal- I love your superpower!!!

Mike-Laughing...good idea!!

Sir- They do know things!!

Dive-:} smiles are always free here...and hugs!!

Sage-Great answers..Chewing yourself..laughing!!

Daft- She was pretty excited!!

RRG-DramaGirl says the cupcake was banana and the frosting vanilla....

PTM-Oh NO!!!!!!!!!!

****To ALL thank you for making Drama smile! She loved reading your responses!!

Crunk said...

1. To make any person instantly orgasm at will.

2. I'd be a conker tree so kids could have fun playing conkers in the autumn/fall.

3. First I would deduce if the giant cupcake was all powerful or whether the rest of the muffins would swarm and overcome it. Naturally I would side with the more powerful party and rule over the pastriverse for a billion years.

4. Two noses! I kinda got a big head and they may help even things out a little.

5. A kind dragon. I could pretend to conquer him in front of hot princesses and get them to do the sex with me.

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