Saturday, May 15, 2010

Game Time.....

http://www.bobleesays.com/getfile/109cc538-4f22-4cea-a2a7-9921fc53ce00/magic8ball.aspx



Magic eight ball could you please answer some questions for me?


................Yes

Thank you. I am wondering if there will be another teen sensation like Justin Beiber?


.................It is decidedly so..

Dammit,,Would it be OK if we snuff out his "talents" before he makes it big?


.................It would be foolish NOT TO.

What would be a way to do that, not being cruel?

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.................Shave his head..no windswept tousled hair, no girls!

Eight Ball THAT IS BRILLIANT!!!

Now what can we do about Paris Hilton?


..................Nothing, her fungus is too wide spread.

Gold Bond Fungal Powder maybe??


..................She is immune because of her sexual history with men that use fungal remedies..

That was vulgar, Eight Ball, I am ashamed of you!


..................WHAT???!!!! Even I slept with her.. you wanna see the tape?


No

..................No wait,,,, that was Lindsay....Wrong Eight Ball......

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So Crude!!


Nice Photo 8, Since when do you show pictures with your predictions?

...................There's an App for that!!

I see!!!

Now what can we do with $Kesha?

..................Tik Tok Tik Tok.....

..................She brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack ya know??!!

And??

..................Don't you??

Uh,,, no it's Vodka Smart Ass!


...................Dah

You speak in Russian now?


...................N'yet!

Oh I get it,,,Vodka/Russia...I don't really do that ya know, it was a joke!


..................How you say.... "DENIAL"... in Russian??


OK....ha Ha HA.....Now the serious stuff...

Will a man fall in love with me?

..................Yes


Is that all the answer I get from you?


..................Yes


Eight Ball, this is important..isn't there anything else you can tell me about him?


..................He will be VERY stupid.


That's offensive!....Why?


..................Because you are insane

..................and you smell like Green Olives all of the time.


Now you are just being cruel Eight Ball..

(awkward silence)

.................I have him on the line, you wanna talk to him??

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Well,, at least I'd always have gum...

But you are still an asshole!!


...................You asked me.

Eight Ball can you see your future as well?


...................Uh, are you upset with me?

YES!

...................It is not certain???


No,,,, it is DECIDEDLY NOT certain!


...................I love you!

Suck up!


...................Yes, let me make it up to you!!

..................Ask me another question..


Who is the fairest in the land, Eight Ball?


...................Really???!!! WTF???!!!


Just answer the question!!


...................Nicole Sherzinger, but you are after her,,

................... I promise!!!

...................(way after)

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.....................She's my Boo!!

I didn't know you could mumble Magic Eight Ball!!!

AND.....

You should have said I WAS,,, Dumb Ass!!!


...................My Eight Ball powers would be taken away if I lied THAT horrendously...

I understand..


...................What are you doing?


...................Why do you have a hammer??


You suddenly look like a coconut to me!!!


...................Eeeeep!

And I am thirsty for a nice blue tropical beverage...

13 Seducing Deductions:

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

That whole thing was hilarious, Seductress, and I am so glad for the happy ending to it. That 8 ball was completely full of it. I hope the it didn't mess up your place.
love to ya,
Robyn

iZombie said...

very... very entertaining!
so now i tickle... laugh monkey

Snafugirl said...

This was SOOOO funny.

You really hate Justin Beiber, huh? ;)

The Invisible Seductress said...

RRG-He is kind of mean...but truthful...laughing

hugs

IZombie- Laughing...you hit the spot!!!!!

Snafu- I don't hate him, he's just too prevalent in my home at this moment. 2 tween girls and even my 4yo singing him....sigh...and he's such a cute target!!!

;)

Blasé said...

I would love to play pool with you and Robyn sitting on the side of the pool table....naked!

Blasé said...

Is Lindsey Lohan having an orgasm??

The Invisible Seductress said...

Blase- I waited by the pool table naked..People asked me why I was there nude and then I realized I never asked you WHICH pool table..sigh..Robyn was gonna meet up with me but I think I didn't tell her which pool table either!! I hope she is not still sitting there naked mad at us!! Dammit.. I think Lindsey is just hammered. I would hope her O face was prettier!

BamaTrav said...

Why must there be a Beiber at all????

W said...

That was good, still smiling. :)

JC said...

I like your eight ball. Where can I buy a copy?

The highlight of the article was Paris Hilton "her fungus is too wide spread"

LOL!!!!!!

The Invisible Seductress said...

Bama- sadly---there will be others....sigh ..hug

W- I am so glad I could make you smile!1 :)

JC- He is quite an original..Maybe we could share custody.... winks

Powdered Toast Man said...

You must have a rare magic 8 ball that can talk and say different things. I couldn't afford a real eight ball. I have a 7 ball and an ocho ball.

The Invisible Seductress said...

PTM- He says Thank You for noticing and then flips me off for not telling him how special he is! You are probably wise enough without an 8 ball...hugs

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