Saturday, May 29, 2010

Animal Punk'd

So,,, it is raining here. Stormy and ugly. What's a Seductress with no Green Olives to do but watch a Punk'd Marathon on the TV guide channel??? Oh YES,,,, you could say: why don't you....clean.... do laundry....count dust bunnies under the couch.....cook a nutritious meal.....put clothes on (because I am still in my jammies).....hmmmmm...I say.....NEIGH to all of those suggestions,,,or is it NAY?? 'Cause I am not a horse,,,,whatever...N'YET!!!

I will instead draw a cartoon for my bloggie family!! Who will LAUGH and LAUGH because it is so funny (or they will fake laughing because,,, I will KNOW if you don't laugh,, and the penalties are great!!)

So where was I?? Oh yes,, They will LAUGH and LAUGH and call their family in to.. LAUGH and LAUGH and then send me a comment that says: I heart you Seductress,, even though you are a lazy sumbitch today,,,, I heart you and think you look sexy in your Little Kitty jammies....and then I'll say: Huh...How'd you know I was wearing Little Kittie Jammies and get all paranoid,, but still be a little blushy 'cause you think I look sexy,, so I'll go make sure I have lip gloss on because I am touched that you decided to stalk me and I want to look my best through the window glare.....And now I'll cook you dinner because I am really starved for adult conversation (even if it is from a weird stalker person like you)..What would you like? Pizza????......WHAT?? I know I said I'd COOK you dinner,,, but really,,, did you want to perish or at the least gak today?? Didn't think so,,,

So I'll order dinner and we'll LAUGH and LAUGH and then you'll go outside and stalk me some more because I am sooooo pretty (cough,,,, just agree dammit....).

And then on Monday,,,, I will post a blog about our first "date"and our plans for the future....And my whole bloggie family will.....

......LAUGH and LAUGH

...... And say AWWWWWW,,, Seductress!!!!

I am soooo happy for you....PRE-NUP!!! PRE-NUP!!!
('cause they know I am independently wealthy and you are kinda a scoundrel)!!!

And we'll be sooooo happy together........And I start to sing the song:

Imagine you and me, and me and you....

So HAPPY TOGE--THERRRRR,,

..because I tend to break out in show tunes a lot.. ( I really should get it checked by a medical professional,, but it does seem appropriate in this instance, so I'll wait)

....So HAPPY TOGE--THERRRRR......

And I'll be all : Swoooooooon......Swooooooon.......sigh.........

And you'll be all : Swooooooon.....Swoooooon.......drooooooool....

(We'll work on getting you into a jail closer to here later,, you little criminal you!!)


So here is the stupid cartoon,, remember:


LAUGH and LAUGH!!!!!

......Or this whole thing is ruined for me!!!

























And then there is much clapping and laughter:

clapping Pictures, Images and Photos

....Seductress....bowing.....

Raining Flowers Pictures, Images and Photos

....and now you are throwing flowers at me...Oh stop..do stop....

throwing tomatoes Pictures, Images and Photos


Really????? Tomatoes????? I am shocked at you!!!!

13 Seducing Deductions:

Cheeseboy said...

The cartoons are great. I love Punked. But you're right, it's not as good without the green olives.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Did you laugh and laugh..I couldn't tell....

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

That was wonderful and bizarre all at the the same time. I know that this all comes so easy for you and that makes it even funnier. Don't you ever go changing, babe.

Jake the Snake said...

I thought that was damn cute. Been having a pretty rough day but you did get a smirk and slight chuckle out of me ... which when I want to kick someone in the head, is a good thing. :D

Thanks darlin'. It was great.

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Darling, I heart you. I heart you big-time. We must go to that pretzel factory, in our jammies, to find those young cute boys' dads or grandpas and have our way(s) with them. They will never be the same. We will laugh and laugh. Or maybe they will, or maybe all of us will.
Love and olives to you,
Robyn

Ca88andra said...

I heart you and I laughed and laughed! I so admire anyone who can just stay in their pjs...

The Invisible Seductress said...

hee hee...I heart my blog family so!!!!!!

BamaTrav said...

Did you wash the windows? That last window peeper left his clown makeup smeared on the glass.

Georgina said...

I once worked with an icehole who would eat a big oniony meal before his appointment and not brush his teeth or even gargle before hand. He did it on purpose and he'd brag about it before leaving work for his appt. Yuck! - G

The Invisible Seductress said...

Bama---That is one scary image you put in my head,,,Now who's gonna stay up with me when I hear clowns outside all night long??? sigh..

Georgina- That's just WRONG!!! icky pooey!!!

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

I'm hopelessly unable to leave a seducing comment under the bears. I can't find the spot. I hate it when that happens. Don't you, sis? You outdid yourself with that post. It is hilarious. Love that post and you beary much.
Smiles, xoRobyn

The Invisible Seductress said...

Robyn-Yes i do!!!! Well thanks...Bears are scary-people needed to know!!! Love u too!!! Will email ya soon on the surgery issue..hugs hugs

Sir Thomas said...

when are the oscars again.... I'm sure you are going to win one for this...

Clowns... who said clowns... I will protect you with this sawed off shotgun... clown perverts... you have to watch out for those guys...

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