So,,, it is raining here. Stormy and ugly. What's a Seductress with no Green Olives to do but watch a Punk'd Marathon on the TV guide channel??? Oh YES,,,, you could say: why don't you....clean.... do laundry....count dust bunnies under the couch.....cook a nutritious meal.....put clothes on (because I am still in my jammies).....hmmmmm...I say.....NEIGH to all of those suggestions,,,or is it NAY?? 'Cause I am not a horse,,,,whatever...N'YET!!!
I will instead draw a cartoon for my bloggie family!! Who will LAUGH and LAUGH because it is so funny (or they will fake laughing because,,, I will KNOW if you don't laugh,, and the penalties are great!!)
So where was I?? Oh yes,, They will LAUGH and LAUGH and call their family in to.. LAUGH and LAUGH and then send me a comment that says: I heart you Seductress,, even though you are a lazy sumbitch today,,,, I heart you and think you look sexy in your Little Kitty jammies....and then I'll say: Huh...How'd you know I was wearing Little Kittie Jammies and get all paranoid,, but still be a little blushy 'cause you think I look sexy,, so I'll go make sure I have lip gloss on because I am touched that you decided to stalk me and I want to look my best through the window glare.....And now I'll cook you dinner because I am really starved for adult conversation (even if it is from a weird stalker person like you)..What would you like? Pizza????......WHAT?? I know I said I'd COOK you dinner,,, but really,,, did you want to perish or at the least gak today?? Didn't think so,,,
So I'll order dinner and we'll LAUGH and LAUGH and then you'll go outside and stalk me some more because I am sooooo pretty (cough,,,, just agree dammit....).
And then on Monday,,,, I will post a blog about our first "date"and our plans for the future....And my whole bloggie family will.....
......LAUGH and LAUGH
...... And say AWWWWWW,,, Seductress!!!!
I am soooo happy for you....PRE-NUP!!! PRE-NUP!!!
('cause they know I am independently wealthy and you are kinda a scoundrel)!!!
And we'll be sooooo happy together........And I start to sing the song:
Imagine you and me, and me and you....
So HAPPY TOGE--THERRRRR,,
..because I tend to break out in show tunes a lot.. ( I really should get it checked by a medical professional,, but it does seem appropriate in this instance, so I'll wait)
....So HAPPY TOGE--THERRRRR......
And I'll be all : Swoooooooon......Swooooooon.......sigh.........
And you'll be all : Swooooooon.....Swoooooon.......drooooooool....
(We'll work on getting you into a jail closer to here later,, you little criminal you!!)
So here is the stupid cartoon,, remember:
LAUGH and LAUGH!!!!!
......Or this whole thing is ruined for me!!!
And then there is much clapping and laughter:
....and now you are throwing flowers at me...Oh stop..do stop....
Really????? Tomatoes????? I am shocked at you!!!!