Because I am being interviewed for SUPAHSTAH SATURDAY.....All of that will disappear!!! But if you don't........
You won't know when.... You won't know how.... But:
Pigeon Poop right in the EYE!!!!!
Now back to todays post...already in progress...
Lately I have been crying a lot about everything it seems.
The following items have made me cry lately:
*McDonald's commercials- (huh?)- Well,, OK,, 2 of my kids have graduated from "Happy Meals" to "Mighty Kid's Meals" dammit!!!!
*Hannah Montana- Because Hannah wants to just be "MILEY" and not HANNAH anymore!!!!
*The Trix rabbit- Because we ALL know,,, he will NEVER get that bowl of fruity cereal that he NEEDS as a part of his wholesome daily nutritional breakfast (if you add an orange and a piece of toast) he's gonna get scurvy or Squaids!!!! And I'm tired of pussy-footin' around the truth with him!!!!
*SPORKS- My SPORK broke and I had to publicly denounce my love for them!!!!
*Icy Hot- It freaking got on my lady parts and I still feel the sting!!!!
I was for some strange reason watching the cheer leading movie "Bring It On"..
Sniffle,, snort,, sniffle...
I got emotional when they won the competition..
I am still
It's just that the underdogs never really win in life and it was nice to see them come out from behind the shadows and win,,,
,,,you know 'cause it WAS broughtent and all.. and... It ...It ... It...
It makes me wanna scream the following statement at life:
LIFE....... I BROUGHT IT!!! (did you even SEE my sparkles???)
.....and all I got is this lousy T-shirt that says "DORK"!!??
(insert ugly cry)
I could wonder why this is happening, but I have always been sensitive to things. I think maybe the fact that I am turning 40 soon is causing it though. I guess I would be alright with turning 40 if things in my life were better.
The following are two examples of how my life could be better:
If Brendan Frasier would drop the stalking case against
Born in Indianapolis, Indiana, the son of Canadian parents Carol, a sales counselor, and Peter Fraser, a former journalist who worked as a Canadian foreign service officer for the Government Office of Tourism.),,, but whatever dude..
I mean a REALLY,, you NEED a restraining order,,, come on,,,
Or maybe if Victoria Beckham would just concede that David loves me
Love the new TAT don't you?
And it's not just about a man, although that would be a
I have so many hopes and dreams that seem to be too outlandish to become reality at this stage in the game. There really is boatloads of imaginative real estate in my brain that I should be profiting off of. Instead,,, all of this imagination swirls around me at night singing show tunes in grand Broadway performance fashion, complete with little white gloved jazz hands.
That's not weird right?
(Seductress is rocking back and forth in her chair,, again crying..)
That's it.. I need a list of reasons why it's cool to be 40..
Please enter your reason in the comment section below........ And if you're not 40 yet, just tell me I'm sane and that it will be alright... or send Circus Peanuts... either one really.
(whispers: Circus Peanuts)
Thank you in advance for your help.
...And for not sending the psychiatric professionals.