Exactly - won't someone please think of the poor abused elves. When do they get rights? Santa and by proxy - his bitch - are slave holders and a criminal enterprise that has an unhealthy control of the milk and cookie market, let alone the use of Reindeer labor, for that one day a year. That is a lot of ilicit coin there.
Based on the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer special of Rankin Bass, Mama Claus is a hardass! "Eat, EAT!" (Then again, Santa was pretty bad himself in that one...)
If you really like a guy, cook him a chicken dinner. If you really, really like a guy, under cook his chicken dinner. The long wait in the Emergency Room will give you a chance to bond.
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Let your kids practice magic tricks by putting them in a straight jacket and chaining them to a chair. They will pretend they are Houdini and try to break free. Most kids are not Houdini. You have time to paint your nails.
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I've long suspected Mrs. Claus is kind of a bitch.
I bet she's responsible for all the coal!
I think she's just post-menopausal. Let's refocus on the poor elves. They need our support.
PS Flashing that peace sign was the perfect final touch. You are so good with all the minute details.
Love ya,
xoRobyn
Exactly - won't someone please think of the poor abused elves. When do they get rights? Santa and by proxy - his bitch - are slave holders and a criminal enterprise that has an unhealthy control of the milk and cookie market, let alone the use of Reindeer labor, for that one day a year. That is a lot of ilicit coin there.
Based on the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer special of Rankin Bass, Mama Claus is a hardass! "Eat, EAT!" (Then again, Santa was pretty bad himself in that one...)
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