Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Either I am brilliant or seriously deranged,,, you judge...

I wanted to just give up.... but then I realized I have no "UP" to give.... now "DOWN" I have,,, so if any of you want some of it,,, feel free to contact me and I will let you down...

I was also advised that I had to just "LET GO"... but then I wondered what exactly was I going to let "GO" do? What possibly could "GO" have to do that it needs to get permission from me before doing? Are the letters all getting together and getting drunk, having sex and forming new words that make no sense? Is that where Ebonics came from? I don't approve of "GO" doing these things!

I spoke with him, he said he wouldn't go there.

Some people don't like my jokes and say I should just knock "IT" off! But that's rude because "IT" never did anything to me to deserve being "knocked off" of something! But, I couldn't really knock "IT" on could I? I could knock "IT" down, but that seems just as harsh as knocking "IT" off, dontchya think?

So I decided I needed to just let "GO" of "IT"!!

"IT" rebelled and went out with a bunch of letters (clearly not Vowels, actually I believe they were a bit confused, they just wanted to be a constant, consonants, now they are all Emo letters or something).

While "IT" was there getting drunk and having sex, "IT" got knocked up and is forming a new word. "IT" doesn't know who the father of her letter combination is, we think it was "SH"...

We decided "IT" can't raise the new word on her own so we opted to give the new word up for adoption.

So now, I know I can't give "UP", but I am still waiting to give a "SHIT".


I am sorry if you read this all the way down... laughing.....

13 Seducing Deductions:

mac said...

Well, I'm not taking any SHIT. Nor am I giving a SHIT.

I'm not in the SHIT business.

Brittany said...

ha!

Marlene said...

You're crazy....and I love it!

Powdered Toast Man said...

It made sense when I read it backwards.

Georgina Dollface said...

The secret life of words...so saucy, so full drama. I love IT. And I mean IT from the bottom of my heart. - G

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

Yet all I can hear is ... lol lol lol !!

IT said...

Oh goodie!
Now you've changed my gender.

Sir Thomas said...

crazy as a loon....

and I love it...

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RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...
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RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

You are perfectly, sparkly, brilliantly loony. That's why we love our Seductress. This was the next best thing to "Who's on First?" She really are brilliant.

Sorry I had to retype this comment. I'm not so brilliant.
xoHugs and love,
Robyn

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

PS You, not she, really are brilliant. I'm the loon. I give up. xoxo

Clyde said...

So maybe give IT a GO

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