Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out
Love to you and yours on this special holiday!!
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Love back to you, silly baster of whiskey. Or oven. Or turkey or whatever. Cheers. xo
Im with you baby.... when do we start?
hahahaha! sounds perfect, let's drink up that whiskey. the turkey will cook itself. :)
on a super high note...i've discovered that i am, in fact, able to drink Rye Whiskey even though i've got Celiac. yayyyyyyyy
LOL
I think that turkey would go good with my (in)famous whiskey cheesecake.
That sounds like my kind of cooking!
Step 18: Get Chinese.
Well, that's how I do it!
Happy Thanksgiving!
:))) too funny!
I love it
and whiskey sounds like a great Thanksgiving topper!
Hey...sounds awesome to me! LOL Enjoy your turkey day, my dear!
Can I come to your place for Thanksgiving! The turkey would be awesome! Happy Thanksgiving xo
I got a little dizzy just trying to follow all those steps! Hope you are having a good one today! - G
Lol I was already a lil drunk reading this! Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving
Funny post, thanks for sharing.
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