Wednesday, November 24, 2010

How To Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out

Love to you and yours on this special holiday!!

14 Seducing Deductions: said...

Love back to you, silly baster of whiskey. Or oven. Or turkey or whatever. Cheers. xo

Anonymous said...

Im with you baby.... when do we start?

Autumn said...

hahahaha! sounds perfect, let's drink up that whiskey. the turkey will cook itself. :)

on a super high note...i've discovered that i am, in fact, able to drink Rye Whiskey even though i've got Celiac. yayyyyyyyy

TS Hendrik said...

I think that turkey would go good with my (in)famous whiskey cheesecake.

The Bipolar Diva said...

That sounds like my kind of cooking!

Andrew Green said...

Step 18: Get Chinese.

Marlene said...

Well, that's how I do it!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Brittany said...

:))) too funny!

I love it

and whiskey sounds like a great Thanksgiving topper!

Tree said...

Hey...sounds awesome to me! LOL Enjoy your turkey day, my dear!

Ca88andra said...

Can I come to your place for Thanksgiving! The turkey would be awesome! Happy Thanksgiving xo

Anonymous said...

I got a little dizzy just trying to follow all those steps! Hope you are having a good one today! - G

Tessie of Germany said...

Lol I was already a lil drunk reading this! Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving

Toyin O. said...

Funny post, thanks for sharing.

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