Can you hear a baby laughing hysterically and not laugh along? I can't.
When YMCA is played, do you have the urge to do all the arm movements no matter where you are? I do.
Can you make thermapudic mattress pad angels any time you want? I can.
Do you dance and sing while holding a fake microphone and driving? I do.
Do you count the stars at night and smile when you lose track and have to start again? I do.
Do you have certain bugs immune to your "kill it" policy like Roly poly's and Grand Daddy long legs. I do.
Would you rather hug someone instead of saying "I told you so!"? I would.
Do you think being a parent is the hardest thing you will ever do? I do.
Do you think feeling the sun on your shoulders and nose is like a hug from above? I do.
Do you twist your Oreo's, scrape the center and then put them back together before dipping them in cold milk?
WHAT?????!!!! You DON'T???? What the heck is WRONG with you?