Thursday, October 1, 2009

The birth of a Superhero

......Well it's been a long time since I could be called "virgin". There really should be a restart button for that type of thing when it's been soooo long??. I guess you could say that being without a man has been (ahem) enlightening, however there are certain things that are always best left in their hands (wink-nudge-sigh). For the most part I have been alright. So lets take a moment to stand in reverence to me now for overcoming and living "sans man" (with no cats and without changing team orientation!). When you don't have someone simple things like arriving at a fine dining establishment (like that really ever happens) remind you of how sad it is. The 10 year old at the greeting helm always asks "how many in your party?"-now as a process of elimination-if I am the only one awkwardly standing there--I AM my OWN party,,unless I DO happen to perfect my skills of human duplication - o.k. then!! I did make this decision to truly be alone as I had never been alone before. I think it is important to know and love the fact that you CAN be alone and it is alright. I don't need someone else to validate me as a human. Now to validate me as a sensual woman, that's another matter. And that is precisely why this alone thing needs to end (loooong sigh). Now that's not to say I will be humping everything with a snausage! I am very particular and old fashioned in my ways (most of the time) so it will be a fun ride since it's been 5 years! I will share my honest happenings with you here in a open way laced with my brand of stupid jargon. I will also share the daily adventures of being a mom to 3.
........As for the name of this blog...
I am re-entering the dating scene (gasp). Coming in as someone who really hasn't dated since I was 21!!!!!..This scares the hell out of me. I have put a profile on a few sites and have had interesting experiences so far..Sooooooo,,,,,,,it seemed that I should mark this time/occasion/accomplishment with a superhero name. And so I become:

*****The Invisible Seductress*****

.....armed with an unopened bottle of Astroglide (OK-so it's opened-geeze people) and a yearning to watch------she flies over Everytownopolis------a beacon of sexual gravity and sparkles!!!!!!.....

.....and of course every respectable superhero needs a battlecry-a mantra-a one liner screamed at exactly the right moment (I know mine will never be as good as The Tick's <<<<.SPOOOOOOON.>>>> but hopefully I can make him proud!) ....What shall it be----hmmmm----wait for it------- my new battlecry will be--------TBA

.....what????!!!!!--I wouldn't be a TRUE seductress if I didn't leave you wanting more would I now..laugh...snort...

.....stay tuned as*****The Invisible Seductress*****meets Spiderman and advises: "Uh,,,,really dude,,,,you gotta stop posing for underoos!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcm-J7lQT3




1 Seducing Deductions:

Sir Thomas said...

the birth of a really remarkable lady...

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