Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Seductress FAQ's

I know that you are pondering an issues. They have been encompassing you since you read my first blog. Eating at you night and day and swallowing your sanity. Making the realization of everyday tasks almost impossible. Well, I want to help, so get up, and get dressed,,,,, for today,,,,,,,,I will answer all of your deafening questions, in a blog I'd like to call:

The deepest secrets of the Seductress that you have been pining to know since you discovered her blog only a few days ago but have been scared to ask because you generally are a nice person and respect people's space and privacy but you feel she is obligated to give you the truth or stop blogging because she chose to put her self in the spotlight in the first place and celebrities are spoiled not that she is a celebrity but if she were she would owe you the answers.(now breathe)

....Catchy huh? Or we could just call it:


I know you REALLY don't care but WHAT THE HALIBUT! (nah)

So you want some answers? Of course you do, here I go:



Why is this chick such a Froot Loop?

I am a Froot Loop because of all the cereals to be compared to a Froot Loop is superior. I mean really, how could I complain? Packed with sweet and crunchy rings, a cool avian mascot, bright "wake the hell up" colors and that awesome sugary milk you suck up with every bowl like a spanking new Bissel. I wouldn't want to be compared to Shredded Wheat or even worse Rice Puffs (who eats that Styrofoam crap anyway?)



What's your deal with Circus Peanuts?

Eating Circus peanuts is like eating sugar infused memory foam. It's spectacular!
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Why the flip flop aisle?

Well, flip flops are uber-awesome. They're the cruise line of shoes. They can wisp you away to foreign places or just reveal the right amount of sultry toe cleavage. They are also the only shoe that after you are done wearing, you can break up in small pieces, put them in a Rice Puff box and trick your family members (of course the taste is so similar,,only YOU will know).

Why the phrase "WHAT THE HALIBUT"?

Why not???? WHAT THE HALIBUT is wrong with it?

Are you crapped on everyday?

Yes, thank you for asking.

What kind of man are you looking for?

I am not currently looking for a man. None of the men I know are missing. But if they do show up missing ( I guess they really wouldn't SHOW UP if they were really MISSING,,who the heck came up with that saying?? geeze) I will let you know.

Who is your favorite child, MsDebate, Dramagirl or Hoover?

None of the above. That would be Fergison, my beloved ant.

and the most asked question is:

Where can I find you, say on a Saturday night if I had dozens of roses in the front of my Ferrari F50, get mistaken for Brendon Frasier on a regular basis and actually have a personality worth speaking of?

You can't miss me,,,I'll be the one in the corner shaking and peeing myself in a really cute Chihuahua-ish way.

Well, I hope this helped you figure out the mystery that is: "The Invisible Seductress"!
Submit your questions for the next edition of:

The deepest secrets of the Seductress that you have been pining to know since you discovered her blog only a few days ago but have been scared to ask because you generally are a nice person and respect people's space and privacy but you feel she is obligated to give you the truth or stop blogging because she chose to put her self in the spotlight in the first place and celebrities are spoiled not that she is a celebrity but if she were she would owe you the answers.

Note: Please submit early as I am still going through the bags of previously sent questions by my legions of fans and YOUR question is very important to me.


"The Invisible Seductress" will be away for a short time while she is being psychologically evaluated for her delusions of grandeur and Circus Peanut fetish. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

4 Seducing Deductions:

f1trey said...

Fabulous answers my spritely one....
I have no questions at this time...you reveal yourself without prompting......

Patrice S. said...

Wat the halibut???? lol (smile)

Jan said...

Too Funny. I haven't even though of circus peanuts for years. They ARE like foam. I don't think that your grandeur is delusional...you write so well and have a really cute haircut. That's pretty grand in my neck of the woods!

The Invisible Seductress said...

>>>>smiling>>>>>> I love this place!!!!

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