Saturday, April 23, 2011

An ODE to my Beaver....with pic....

I wanted to write an inspirational post today.

Something metaphysically advanced and chock full of educationally sound information that would give you the upper hand in conversations with rocket scientists and such. I do worry about you a lot and try to think of things that will enhance your daily living conditions (You're welcome).

But,,, I am laying in bed and could'nt help but to start admiring my Beaver.

I have had my Beaver all of my life and at one point it was getting constant attention, that's not the case at the moment.... But,,, it has had a lot of loving in it's 40 years of service to me and it is amazing how these things hold up so well (even after long periods of time "in the attic").

As a teen, I kept my fascination with it more secretive because I didn't want anyone to know how much attention I gave it, I couldn't seem to go a night without showing it some sweet sweet TLC, strange for that age I suppose.

To this day it is STILL pristeen (for it's advanced age)....... and it's floofy, WONDERFULLY FLOOFY....

Some people believe Beavers should NOT be floofy, maybe it's unattractive and hindersome to "Beaver" activity,, but I think mine is perfect JUST the way it is...

Fat and floofy and ready to be played with!

I LOVE my Beaver....and so should you....


I even feel so comfortable with you as my loving followers and friends that I decided to share a discreet picture of it with you today!
















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The Invisible Seductress's Beaver!!
She's a BEAUTY!!!

As you can see it is VERY well kept and aside for a few emergency surgeries to re-attatch teeth/felt appendages and some missing whiskers, it is just like new and ready for action!!

What? REALLY????

You were thinking that I, purveyor of modesty and angelic behavior, would be posting about something else??


I am SHOCKED and flumblegusted by you!

Here I am, innocently sharing a treasure from my childhood with you, and you are thinking about a FLOOFY HOOHAW!!??

(Awkward pause)

(Cough)

FLUMBLEGUSTED I SAY!!

8 Seducing Deductions:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I've never seen a stuffed toy beaver before...
Um, think I'll just leave it at that.

IT (aka Ivan Toblog) said...

Imagine that. I missed your last two posts... I was slacking... and so this is the first post I've seen in almost three weeks.
You can really stretch the imagination.

LigerLily said...

hahahaa

mac said...

I have some wood that I bet your beaver would like. It's a hard wood, I've heard beavers like hard wood.

What? I meant a piece of OAK ;-)

Sir Thomas said...

oh my does your beaver bite?


*grins*

DCHY said...

I knew where you were going...but I am sorry to say that your beaver is going bald. ;)

Slyde said...

"teeth" and "beaver" should never be put in the same sentence...

Heff said...

Good Lord what a hairy monster !

That beaver will NEVER be in MY mouth !

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