Thursday, August 25, 2011

There are absolutes in my life.


I always wear sparkles-I love green olives AND green jello-I am obsessed with Circus Peanuts and David Beckham's abs- I want to go into a little house and do very un-prairieish things to Charles Ingals whilst Mr. Edwards enthusiastically sings: "Old Man Tucker" and plays spoons on his knees right outside the window-If I am at someone's house or business and they have ambient light, I secretly blow out the candles to smell the phospherous wisp of air and then act aloof when someone notices all the candles have been estinguished-I will trip on air but never seem to fall like the dude in the warning signs always does- I believe the risk of salmonella poisioning is minimal compared to the joy of eating raw cookie dough-I still love Santa Claus, thumb war and Vodka, but not always in that order-

4 Seducing Deductions:

Nosmo King said...

Green Olives! 'I luv' green olives. I love that they are stuffed with things like feta cheese and such. I recently moved to a new town and went to the Safeway there and wouldn't you know it, they had a olive bar! God, now I want to go down and buy a tub of cheese stuffed green olives.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Imagine David Beckman bouncing circus peanuts off of his abs. Mmm, mmm.
Love ya!
xoRobyn

The Invisible Seductress said...

Ohhhhh now I am all excited!! An olive bar? Is this place heaven? I think so! No wait,,,, an olive bar with David Beckham bouncing circus peanuts off his abs...........Now THAT'S HEAVEN!!

>^.^<

I hope I am good enough to get there! :)

Soul Knight said...

I know the best little olive bar just around the next block.... you game?

but until then how about ice cold vodka and we can do the best out of five thumb wars with the winner taking all.

oh I have missed you sparkles, so come blow out my candles

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