Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Gerbil's Code of Ethics: Rule #3

Yes-the kid that picks you up by the tail is an ass-and-yes- by all accounts- he DOES deserve to be bitten.... But..... being flung by said tail across the room and smacking into the wall is not a more desirable outcome than hanging out "Matrix" style for a quick spell. The only exception is when there is a chance that the resulting fling would result in your landing square on the head of a skittish elderly person-and then- for selfish comedic value alone-it is worth the harrowing trip.

May I further advise that this elderly head landing is the appropriately hilarious time to commence with a rapid fire pooing?

It has been documented that adequate entertainment outside of the wheel, is crucial to maintaining Gerbil sanity.

Never lose an opportunity for hilarity and destruction or you may end up in the corner with a crazy eye pretending your butt is a gumball dispensor.
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2 Seducing Deductions:

IT (aka Ivan Toblog) said...

Cough, cough...snork! Haha

Sir Thomas said...

you are amazing and in the wrong business, I still think you should be a writer for a TV show.

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