Tuesday, February 15, 2011
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I think I know what's wrong with me...I have comedic Tourettes Syndrome.... Or maybe it's the copious amounts of Laffy Taffy... -TIS
I'm tired of following my dreams, I think I'm just gonna hang out here and wait for them to catch up!! -Mitch Hedburg
I plan on living forever, so far so good!! -Steven Wrightt
Although I stay intrigued with the concept of "manscaping", I don't think I would ever want my shrubs shaped like THAT!! -TIS
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- The Invisible Seductress
- A beautiful spirit who is Universally lusted after. The only problem is,,the Universe doesn't know about her yet.
Irrational Dating Tip "Du Jour"
If you really like a guy, cook him a chicken dinner. If you really, really like a guy, under cook his chicken dinner. The long wait in the Emergency Room will give you a chance to bond.
If you really like a guy, cook him a chicken dinner. If you really, really like a guy, under cook his chicken dinner. The long wait in the Emergency Room will give you a chance to bond.
Pointless Parenting Tip "Du Jour"
Let your kids practice magic tricks by putting them in a straight jacket and chaining them to a chair. They will pretend they are Houdini and try to break free. Most kids are not Houdini. You have time to paint your nails.
Let your kids practice magic tricks by putting them in a straight jacket and chaining them to a chair. They will pretend they are Houdini and try to break free. Most kids are not Houdini. You have time to paint your nails.
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9 Seducing Deductions:
--Never start your shift in the wheel without proper notification to a cage mate(s) who might be slumbering there.
You need to let them know! LOL
Rule number two:
Stay the heck away from Richard Gere ????
... the first one up sets the pace. Keep up or...
Ha!
lol! my son's gerbils constantly jump on the wheel at the same time, trying to go in different directions..
havok and hilarity ensues...
the books just get bigger and bigger...
the books of life
Why can't I read that? I need to know all I can about the evil gerbals.
I missed you all! I swear you guys are the only ones that laugh at my jokes :) I will hopefully post soon FOR REAL!!
Heehee...you silly, funny girl!
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