Your feet stink!....and the first ever installment of: What the B-list pets are sayn'!!

I really should be doing something amazing right now.

Like figuring out why pickles have expiration dates when theoretically the continuation of the pickling process should only enhance the flavor of said pickles.

Or possibly trying to invent different colored misc. silly-shaped plastic bracelets that kids will pay loads of their parents hard earned money on to wear and collect (or did some rocket scientist beat me to that?).

I wonder things like why in the hell I bought my children the same brand and patterns of Fruit of the Loom bikini briefs as I have and now every other day I get an atomic wedgie because I over-enthusiastically put THEIRS on.

Maybe I should stop thinking that I should have become a stunt woman because I have learned to "tuck and roll" so well in my daily fall routines, surely there is more to that job.

Did you know that if you "burst" a grape in your mouth while simultaneously flipping your head over to continue the blow drying process you will feel like you are drowning for 10 whole minutes?

If I stare at my thumbs they start to look like big toes and freak me out.

"Every time you go awaaaaaay, you take a piece of meat with yooooooou" I love that song.

Is it possible that I am destined to create a mind shattering invention that you find out you can not live without?

Not today..

Today my brain is like peanut butter. It is tasty and chopped full of verbal protein that is getting stuck to the roof of my mouth.

I will not rape your mind with my swirly fantabulous nonsensical ramblings today.

I will save that for tomorrow!

-INSTEAD-

Today I give you the first installment of :

"What the B-list pets are saying"!!

The part of the post where B-list pets get some LOL love!!

No A-lister ZOMG cats or dogs here!!

Just your everyday "lesser loved" animal companions!!