When I go to Big Lots, I always end up buying "SPAM like" products. It's bizarre, I think I need to have this looked at but I am not sure where to find a medical professional that specializes in this sort of mental ailment.. For lunch: Deviled Ham, because I like my processed meat products a little questionable in their moral status, makes me feel like a sexy animal by-product rebel.
I took the spawns on a brief school starting "I need, I want" session. I am poor so I have to be extremely creative and thrifty when it comes to shopping. I think the plastic Sears bag is going to look the nicest on my older girl, while the blue of the Wal-mart bag accentuates my little one's eyes!
We were in the middle aisle of Kohls when DramaGirl did something that pulled at my heartstrings.
I am getting all befuddles just thinking about it.
She stopped, gasped and screamed out:
"SPARKLES!!!!!"
And then she ran to the make-up aisle while squealing my name and gesturing me to run with my awesome "jazz hands". Of course I did and added my patented "I love mascara" skip to emphasize my excitement. I am so proud! My eldest just rolled her eyes with a look on her face that read: I'll be over here in the "misunderstood tween" clothes section, trying to erase this moment from my memory bank.
School starts Thursday. Here are a few stylish animals getting ready on their first day of school!
Feeling confident with his freshly whitened teeth,
Trigger made an attempt at a pick-up line.
Trigger made an attempt at a pick-up line.
