tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post4547966615089048749..comments2023-10-24T04:06:24.166-07:00Comments on "THE INVISIBLE SEDUCTRESS": Idiom Contest.. and monkey poop..The Invisible Seductresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03137976587160997129noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-34222170053062613742010-08-09T19:45:56.395-07:002010-08-09T19:45:56.395-07:00Wait, this is funnier. This is a typically Britis...Wait, this is funnier. This is a typically British saying. This idiom is used to describe something that is awesome/good/nice etc.<br /><br />My followers love to play with me! They're funner than the dogs bollocks! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am the dogs bollocks! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than the dogs bollocks. We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than the dogs bollocks, but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as the dogs bollocks. I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than the dogs bollocks. And I know a good dogs bollock when I see it!!!Crunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04886911205533242586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-67161502726900265182010-08-09T19:39:08.764-07:002010-08-09T19:39:08.764-07:00My followers love to play with me! They're fun...My followers love to play with me! They're funner than a son of a gun! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am an enemy of the state! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than a flash in the pan. We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than cutting the cheese, but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as a piece of cake. I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than a bump in the night. And I know a good bump in the night when I see it!!!Crunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04886911205533242586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-23008292695301727452010-07-28T06:53:29.692-07:002010-07-28T06:53:29.692-07:00Finally a woman broke into the idiom contest! Boy ...Finally a woman broke into the idiom contest! Boy I am sure glad I don't have to judge this one!!!! I hope to get many more in the next two weeks, thank you to all who have already entered, tell your friends artwork gets really valuable if the artist passes. I have surgery in a few weeks.. I want you to profit!! winkThe Invisible Seductresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03137976587160997129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-52195667556667568662010-07-27T23:53:25.261-07:002010-07-27T23:53:25.261-07:00My followers love to play with me! They're fun...My followers love to play with me! They're funner than a game of (#1. co-ed naked synchronized swimming)! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am (#2. the cat's meow)! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than (#3. the short bus that transports them home from school). We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than (#4. a plumber's crack), but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as a (#5. Justin B's manliness).). I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than (#6. one taco short of a fiesta). And I know a good (taco short of a fiesta #6) when I see it!!!Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-45439418709204192242010-07-27T15:49:49.700-07:002010-07-27T15:49:49.700-07:00My followers love to play with me! They're fun...My followers love to play with me! They're funner than a eunuch at an orgy! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am the centipede's knees! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than the line at the DMV. We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than Rosie's fingers after she had a really long workout and was annoyed cause she was listening to FOX news then before she showered she put her hands under her armpits for ten minutes for reasons I can't explain then almost fell and saved herself by putting her hands forward but her hands landed in poop from an emotionally distressed rottweiler who had just ate a terrier with colic but I digress, but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as a glenn beck's humility.). I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than fluffy truffle bunnies. And I know a good bunny when I see it!!! <br /><br />Lazarus Lupin<br />http://strangespanner.blogspot.com/<br />art and reviewLazarus Lupinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13498179029332944165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-43468719724232220722010-07-27T05:08:05.103-07:002010-07-27T05:08:05.103-07:00I would play but I just woke up, and need my coffe...I would play but I just woke up, and need my coffee.The Urban Cowboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01274811305312666931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-63227958206031064502010-07-27T02:35:22.205-07:002010-07-27T02:35:22.205-07:00On my free time I will contemplate all of this. It...On my free time I will contemplate all of this. It does sound very heavy, and funny.Mike's Common Sensehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16962487280175871938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-21052489617609635772010-07-26T20:16:40.737-07:002010-07-26T20:16:40.737-07:00My followers love to play with me. They're fun...My followers love to play with me. They're funnier than a **400 pound woman eating doughnuts while driving a 'smart car'**. Every day I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say **my jugs are 2-die-4**. <br /><br />One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip long **enough for Blasé to suck my nipples until I pass-out**. We would eat road kill on route 66 and laugh and laugh. <br /><br />The road kill will smell worse than **Lady GaGa's snatch**, but all in all we will have a most beautiful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!!! I swear their bladder is as small as **Obama's list of credentials**.<br /><br />I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to Beaches softly in their ears. I think they are greater than **a penis with stamina**. And I know a good **penis** when I see it!Blaséhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08297191177174465494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-91229077751567097322010-07-26T18:26:16.552-07:002010-07-26T18:26:16.552-07:00My followers love to play with me! They're fun...My followers love to play with me! They're funner than a *Drunk clown in a bear suit in a party store! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am *eating kielbasa with a pickle fork! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than *Ron Jeremy's ...IMDB listing. We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than *Michele Bachmann's quote list, but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as a *Taylor Lautner's IMDB list.). I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than *beach sand in my lady-crack. And I know a good *lady-crack when I see it!!!Ricky Shambleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09507937845795960725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-87522795211680520752010-07-26T18:18:57.251-07:002010-07-26T18:18:57.251-07:00My followers love to play with me! They're fun...My followers love to play with me! They're funner than a (#1)car load of clowns dressed like Elvis on their way to get BANANA icecream! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am (#2) sexier than socks on a rooster! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than (#3) Grandma's nose hairs. We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than (#4) Ida May on a three day drunk, but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as a (#5) flea's saddle. I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than (#6)cheese grater. And I know a great grater when I see it!!!machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04073782907747032366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-87564639539610434712010-07-26T17:49:22.942-07:002010-07-26T17:49:22.942-07:00You've got some great entries already. I wanna...You've got some great entries already. I wanna play, but it will be difficult to avoid using all the 'idioms' that are already taken- like blow job. What is that?<br />Love to you,<br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-55610799092490321682010-07-26T17:44:38.417-07:002010-07-26T17:44:38.417-07:00My followers love to play with me! They're fun...My followers love to play with me! They're funner than a monkey in heat! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am bananas! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than the old testament. We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than Robinson Crusoe's underwear, but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as a gnat's eyebrow. I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than anchovies in a Caesar salad. And I know a good salad when I see it!!!IT (aka Ivan Toblog)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-79374110654231281842010-07-26T16:24:25.437-07:002010-07-26T16:24:25.437-07:00My followers love to play with me! They're fun...My followers love to play with me! They're funner than a midget on fire! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am smart like dumptruck! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than my time in jail. We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than my ass, but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as a Paris Hilton's brain. I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than beer. And I know a good beer when I see it!!!The Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16981040032775221788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-11189217872351544242010-07-26T14:02:55.988-07:002010-07-26T14:02:55.988-07:00"but I will NOT have sexual relations with TH..."but I will NOT have sexual relations with THAT man!"<br /><br />Hahaha.... you're so damn funny.Dutch Sugar Babehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04903299581166663151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-85785478348635345992010-07-26T10:16:18.225-07:002010-07-26T10:16:18.225-07:00I just came over to "hold" you. I'll...I just came over to "hold" you. I'll be back later...Blaséhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08297191177174465494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-18136691564834977972010-07-26T09:50:16.543-07:002010-07-26T09:50:16.543-07:00My followers love to play with me! They're fun...My followers love to play with me! They're funner than a Cock and Bull Story! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am finger licking good! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than a arm and a leg. We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than a drop in the bucket, but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as a nest egg. I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than blow jobs. And I know a good blow jobs when I see it!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-67621748973250219422010-07-26T09:40:01.835-07:002010-07-26T09:40:01.835-07:00You had me at pork chop necklace. How does one aqu...You had me at pork chop necklace. How does one aquire such a rare item? As these chops cooked or left raw on the bone. Tell me quick because I have a fancy diner party to go to tonight and I wish to be suitable attired.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663751053844271849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-839479713106030494.post-42743669190770204072010-07-26T09:19:21.159-07:002010-07-26T09:19:21.159-07:00My followers love to play with me! They're fun...My followers love to play with me! They're funner than a GREEN TURD ! Everyday I wake up and look forward to their intelligent banter with me, I love it when they say that I am ON THE RAG ! One day I would like to pick them all up and take them on a road trip longer than BURRITO FARTS. We would eat roadkill from Route 66 and laugh and laugh. The roadkill will smell worse than BURRITO FARTS, but all in all we will have a most wonderful time (except when that one follower has to pee every 10 seconds!! I swear their bladder is as small as a HAMSTER PENIS. I love my followers! That's why I will buy them all Ice Cream in any flavor they want (except banana), and hold them tight while I sing the theme song to "Beaches" softly in their ears. I think they are greater than SLICED BREAD. And I know a good SLICED BREAD when I see it!!!Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.com