If you really like a guy, cook him a chicken dinner. If you really, really like a guy, under cook his chicken dinner. The long wait in the Emergency Room will give you a chance to bond.
Pointless Parenting Tip "Du Jour"
Let your kids practice magic tricks by putting them in a straight jacket and chaining them to a chair. They will pretend they are Houdini and try to break free. Most kids are not Houdini. You have time to paint your nails.
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